One day in New Zealand:

Auckland Settlers: *Settles upon land sitting on 50 unpredictable volcanoes.*

Wellington Settlers: *Settles at the bottom of north island where wind blows everyone over and every time it rains, the place floods.*

Christchurch Settlers: *Settles on land above and close to undiscovered fault lines that has every potential to cause violent earthquakes and create tsunamis.*

Dunedin Settlers: *Settles on uneven rolling hills, with climate so cold it snows ever season.*

Palmerston North Settlers: *Settles on flat, decent land*

All other New Zealand Settlers: Palmerston North? What a terrible place to settle. Who wants to live in a dump like Palmy?