Alright, so...anyone who's chatted with me for a while knows about my not-so-closeted obsession with Rainbow Brite and Unicorns (not necessarily in that order)...and all things colorful and 80s related. 

I JUST came across these guys...girls? Do they even have an assigned sex, because I heard some moms bought them for their SONS to play with...

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Yes, yes those are anthro unicorn dolls with glitter horns that poop RAINBOW SLIME. With mock-80s style shirts (Oopsie Starlight has a Journey shirt with the lyrics 'Don't stop believin' and Rainbow Brightstar is all of my childhood embodied into one singular creation). Here's to hoping they don't get sued before I get my hands on one of them because, yes...

*whispers in a conspiratorial tone of voice* I just ordered one of them from Walmart. They're mystery packaged, so I have no idea which one I'll end up with. 

Now, excuse me as I go skip about in glee while singing Brand New Day from Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer. 

The five year old in me is disturbingly pleased.