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Pork barrel - (noun) - 1: government projects or appropriations yielding rich patronage benefits; 2: funds, jobs, or favors distributed by politicians to gain political advantage

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If you have been following along, the luftmensch became a politician, collected a whole bunch of cumshaw and if you've been good little minions you'll get some cumshaw trickling down in the form of a pork barrel "Bridge to Somewhere" you didn't know you needed.