1 hour ago, drpaladin said:

Awl I Want for Christmas is Yew.

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I tend to have accidents with awls. If the holes aren't in the wrong place, they're in me.

That's awl-ful. 

2 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

I think you may have meant offal.

I wasn't referring to a soothsayer using the entrails of an animal to make a prediction.  I was saying that stabbing yourself with an awl was awl-ful.