If it weren't for Stupor Bowl Sunday, I'd give into my ursine tendencies and hibernate through this time of the year. Instead, I'll enjoy the feast.

Ursa was common Latin slang for women-loving women (due to Callisto in Greek myth being turned into the "big bear" star constellation as the tragic result of her love for Diana). So, ursine in English should also carry the meaning of Lesbian(ish) 😇