I had a visitation by a nefarious raccoon who gorged himself on cat food and went to sleep. 🦝

The next morning, when I went out to the garage, the raccoon was shocked when I opened the door and tried to flee, but he had eaten so much, he got stuck tight in the crack under the garage door I leave for my outside cat. Poor guy was stuck fast there, and I had to open the garage door to let him escape.

Nefariously.

Melodramatic adverb

for Snidely Whiplash

6 minutes ago, sandrewn said:

I'm a Canadian and like happy endings!