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Beer and Ninja Turtles


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So it's 5:30 in the morning, I lost count of how many beers I had, and I'm feeling less long-winded than usual, but I wanted to write about two things just so I don't forget them. Apparently blue hair says to people, hey, I'm really outgoing, come talk to me about stupid crap. I was leaving my building at around midnight or so, and this 40-ish guy comes around the corner and gets a look at me and says, "Ooh, are you punk?" I gave him a weird look and mumbled something, and he started rambling on for what must have been 10 minutes about every punk band he's every heard of, every club he's ever been to, yada yada. At some point he tells me his apartment number and invites me up to listen to the Clash sometime. I start edging away from him, saying my friends are waiting, and he keeps talking. Finally I'm literally running away from him, and he shouts after me that his name is John and I should really come visit him some time. Weirdo.Later, I was out drinking with a few people, and you know how everything seems so terribly philosophical when you're wasted. Anyway, I heard this come out of one of my friends mouths: "I wonder who would win in a fight between the Ninja Turtles. Either Raphael or Leonardo. I would say Raphael would win, but you know if Leonardo got one good hit in Raphael would get all pissed off and not be able to fight anymore. And you hate to cheer for Leonardo, cause he's such a p**sy. He's like the Republican of the group."

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Davey

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Anyway, I heard this come out of one of my friends mouths: "I wonder who would win in a fight between the Ninja Turtles. Either Raphael or Leonardo. I would say Raphael would win, but you know if Leonardo got one good hit in Raphael would get all pissed off and not be able to fight anymore. And you hate to cheer for Leonardo, cause he's such a p**sy. He's like the Republican of the group."

 

LOL

 

I like your friend already, I'd forgotten about the Ninja Turtles. Well thats made me smile.

 

Are you planning on keeping the blue hair Val, or changing it?

Rocketcnj

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Val..I vote for pink hair...sort of like cotton candy...or pink tips..some blue...that would be cool

 

I forgot about the Ninja Turtles too....I forget which one is which....they all look alike..which I am sure they aren't..

 

I never thought blue hair made anyone punk..If that is sothat silver blue tint of grandma types would make them super punk? Grandma the Punk artist.

 

Ok, enough of that...in any event, your mood seems better..I hope that is good...maybe the blue hair made you feel better? The crazy neighbor well, send the Ninja Turtles to visit him...

 

Michael

Masked Monkey

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I don't understand how people could forget the ninja turtles (Snow Dog remebers that not everyone has kids and had to watch the damned movies hundreds of times each, at least no one has mentioned 101 Dalmations <Snow Dog runs screaming from the room humming "Dalmation Plantation">.

 

As to blue hair, anything blue reminds me of the Smurfs, the most evil, hate filled creatures ever created for children's enjoyment. If you ever really pay attention to an episode all they do is argue and do and say mean things to each other. One time while waiting for the sun to come up (there were certain hallucinagens involved) some friends and I made the mistake of watching an episode -- talk about a bad trip. Watching the plastic bag of aluminum cans crawl across the room was much more enjoyable and soothing. Oops, went a bit off track.

 

Anyway, enjoy the blue hair, and I always had a fondness for Raphael.

 

:king: Snow Dog the Domaholic Danderhal

lagomorph

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Forget the Ninja Turtles? Surely not. I dressed up as one for Halloween when I was little. Isn't it Raphael who goes off and has a tantrum and gets kidnapped in the first movie?

 

I'm going to keep the blue hair until it fades and starts to look like crap, anyway. It was just too much trouble to do to change it again. But you know, I'd like to see a grandma with this color hair. She'd definitely be someone I'd want to go talk to. I think my point about this color not really existing was proven when I tried to find an example for you online. The closest was just plain old Blue which isn't quite right.

 

I think it'd be really funny to go knock on that guy's door and see if he remembers me. Of course, my luck he'd turn out to be a serial killer, so maybe not.

 

Val

BoyNeedsTherapy

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Later, I was out drinking with a few people,

 

:o Drinking?! Naughty! :D

Rocketcnj

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Later, I was out drinking with a few people,

 

:o Drinking?! Naughty! :D

 

Ben..."Naughty"?!! ROFL...you are funny..Give Val a break... no internet for a while, a move.a crazy neighbor....someone sleeping on the couch with the dvd blasting....the BF being grumpy..and a new place to live in with Playboys in the bathroom...who wouldn't drink....

 

Val, I say add in a mess of Playboys in the bathroom...mix them in with the Playgirls and freak out the room mate...unless of course he decides they are hot:)

 

I say, drink and be merry....Val deserves at least that given the last few weeks...drink, smoke funny cigarettes....eat, add in pink to the blue...and be a girl gone wild...and remind the BF that Val is the best there is.....

 

Naughty in this case is Nice and more fun:) so you go Girl!!

 

Michael

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