Beer and Ninja Turtles
So it's 5:30 in the morning, I lost count of how many beers I had, and I'm feeling less long-winded than usual, but I wanted to write about two things just so I don't forget them. Apparently blue hair says to people, hey, I'm really outgoing, come talk to me about stupid crap. I was leaving my building at around midnight or so, and this 40-ish guy comes around the corner and gets a look at me and says, "Ooh, are you punk?" I gave him a weird look and mumbled something, and he started rambling on for what must have been 10 minutes about every punk band he's every heard of, every club he's ever been to, yada yada. At some point he tells me his apartment number and invites me up to listen to the Clash sometime. I start edging away from him, saying my friends are waiting, and he keeps talking. Finally I'm literally running away from him, and he shouts after me that his name is John and I should really come visit him some time. Weirdo.Later, I was out drinking with a few people, and you know how everything seems so terribly philosophical when you're wasted. Anyway, I heard this come out of one of my friends mouths: "I wonder who would win in a fight between the Ninja Turtles. Either Raphael or Leonardo. I would say Raphael would win, but you know if Leonardo got one good hit in Raphael would get all pissed off and not be able to fight anymore. And you hate to cheer for Leonardo, cause he's such a p**sy. He's like the Republican of the group."
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