So. Mo. It has taken me this long to remember to bring the notebook up from my car.

Note: This is the very first thing I've written for him. His character is not fixed yet, so some of the jokes may be different from how I sold him a couple weeks ago.

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"List every priority you have, in order, of what you want in a job." It seemed simple enough, just too bad I couldn't list, "hot coworkers" as the primary consideration. I put down "large company" and hoped for the odds.

"Missouri Weeks" was the name on the top of my sheet, though most people called me Mo. Yes, my parents did drugs during the eighties, but my Aunt Michelle says they were weird even before then, so they can