I can't sleep.

 

 

 

 

 

The air is still outside and even if I try I can't hear the ocean. My head hurts and this sandwich I made looks delicious. I thought about watching some T.V, but instead I wanted to list out whatever I could about myself. Facts. Known, confirmed things about me, confirmed by me (and others). Maybe it will give you a better insight on if I am actually a good guy or not.

 

Hahhahahahaha as if. But I'll still post the facts, incoming:

 

My name is Chase

 

I am the son of Linda and Tomas

 

I have no siblings

 

I have two cats

 

Their names are Lucy and Elijah

 

Elijah is my cat

 

Lucy is a bitch

 

Lucy is my mothers cat

 

Go figure

 

I like my life

 

Sometimes I don't and that troubles me

 

I try way harder than you think

 

Sometimes I don't try at all

 

I am scared that I won't be successful in life

 

I'm quite insane, in the most normal of ways

 

I swear all the time

 

It is not becoming of a gentleman to swear

 

I am terribly afraid of the dark

 

But I love horror flicks

 

I can listen to a song 180 times and still like it

 

I don't have a favorite band or song

 

I wear glasses at night

 

I refuse to have contacts

 

I have $11 to my name as of this moment

 

I am a loyal friend

 

I am a righteous son

 

I hate people that lie

 

I am the best liar you know

 

Sometimes, I try and dream I am someone else

 

My favorite kind of day is when the sun comes out right after it rains, everything is damp

 

I hate peanut butter

 

But I love peanuts

 

I could live off macaroni and cheese

 

But then I'd get fat

 

If I have a 20 dollar bill, I will always fold it before I put it in my wallet

 

I hate authority

 

But I want to be a policeman, if nothing else

 

I live by the sea

 

But I rarely go to the beach, maybe sometimes in the summer

 

I can make you laugh no matter what

 

I've done some terrible things

 

I can't wait till I am 21

 

I feel like my life has not really begun yet

 

When I use caps, I never use shift, just CAP locks

 

I play video games

 

I'm usually good at them

 

My first kiss was a boy

 

His name was Jared Watson

 

I was in 7th grade

 

I lost my virginity to a girl freshman year high school

 

I was drunk

 

She accused me of rape and took me to court

 

My family fought it, and we won because she lied

 

She later overdosed in the girls bathroom at school and was shipped off to Utah

 

I can see my mistake in the whole thing

 

I had twelve girlfriends in high school

 

I broke up with every single one

 

I had one boyfriend

 

He was the only person I actually said, "I love you," to and meant it, and he said it back alot

[parents/family excluded]

 

We just faded away

 

I wonder if he thinks about me ever

 

I hear he has a girlfriend now

 

I played soccer for 16 years of my life

 

It is a great sport

 

I like my friends

 

They are there when they need to be

 

I know a secret about one of my friends that could ruin his life, but I'll never tell

 

His parents would disown him if they found out, I know for a fact

 

I think my dad is the smartest man in the world

 

My mother is beautiful and has a great sense of humor

 

She also smokes cigarettes

 

All my cousins are girls, except for 4, and those guys are like second cousins

 

They don't count

 

I have a boyfriend, I guess

 

His name is Justin (Maryland)

 

I know it'll be over come August 30th when I go back to school

 

But I really don't care

 

I have no idea what that makes me

 

I'm sure we'll still be friends

 

The sex is great

 

And so are the conversations

 

I'm not an alcoholic

 

But I drink a lot, usually socially

 

Does that make me an alcoholic

 

I've considered going to seek a psychiatrist forever

 

But I'm pretty sure I'm the least bit harm to society

 

I'm rather harmless, actually

 

I have never been in an actual fight

 

I have no idea what I would do if I was

 

I love liverwurst

 

I hate ketchup

 

I am terrified of commitment

 

I am superficial

 

I am stubborn

 

I am rude

 

I am always sorry, but only in my head

 

I like to write

 

Sometimes I am unsure if I could make a living out of writing though

 

Maybe I'll just become a fireman

 

I have been all over the world

 

I am a very lucky boy

 

I love going to the gym

 

I hate getting sunburned

 

But I love to get tan

 

I drive around for no reason

 

My sleep schedule is very stupid

 

I avoid rejection at any cost

 

My ego is huge

 

Behind the scenes I am affectionate

 

I love sunglasses

 

Especially Ray-ban

 

If you give me a chance

 

I'll give one right back

 

I don't believe in God

 

But sometimes I'll pray, but to who I don't know

 

I am scared of death

 

I hate the generic

 

Commonplace has no place

 

I like the way I talk in person

 

I am very persuasive without you even knowing

 

I smoke pot

 

I've done drugs

 

I'm not proud of it

 

But why not?

 

I wish I had a dog

 

Dogs poop though, ew

 

I am passive aggressive

 

I am a Libra

 

I was a chess nerd in grade school

 

I won trophy's

 

I would be considered a jock if you categorized me

 

I love to take photographs

 

I don't know what I want

 

I love to plan

 

But I like to be spontaneous

 

I'm a night owl

 

I took a Harry Potter quiz and I was sorted in Ravenclaw

 

I have never had to deal with acne

 

I have great skin

 

I like to dance

 

I have a vast imagination

 

I need to be around people a lot

 

If you strike up a conversation, I'll talk back

 

If a stranger smiles at me, I'll smile back regardless of who they are

 

I love meeting new people

 

I tell myself if I look hard enough, I will never find it

 

I have no idea what 'it' is

 

I'm glad I found this site

 

I think of it has a student union away from regular student unions, with a few older people involved

 

I hope the world doesn't end in 2012

 

That would suck

 

I really don't know what else to say, though I'm sure there is a lot

 

There are some people on this site who are kind of alright; you know who you are

 

If you're ever in California, look me up, I'll buy you drink

 

Whoever you are

 

I hope that when I die people will say

 

"Damn, he was fun."