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no but really:

I have returned from across the sea, Europe and shit. It was really fun, I spent lots of my parents money and bought some new clothing, chocolate. That sort of thing. You know when you go on a trip and you HAVE to buy certain people crap that you really don't want to take back but you do anyways just for the sake of friendship, morality and thoughtfulness, well yeah I did that. Dumb idea, but I did. I bought my dad a wallet which he won't use, I bought my mom some scarf's in London which was random. I got Maryland chocolate and various other individuals knick-knacks I could fit in my duffle.

In other news upon my return my mother received a staff infection in one of her recent surgery locations and it is kind of a bitch. It is rather annoying. She has to be on antibiotics from this little machine 24/7 and a nurse needs to come three times a week to check on her. What a f**king drag, poor woman. And not a drag queen mind. That means she is more irritable and annoying, so I'll leave through it but I really hope that the powers at be give my mother a break. She has been through enough frankly, raising me is one thing, but this shit is beyond obnoxious.

Anyways, back to me; so Europe was fun, you should go. I was perpetually drunk in London the whole time. It was myself, my male lover Daniel (near best friend). And 2 girls. We had fun, did the touristy thing for a while then pub/bar hopped. Got kicked out twice at this one place two nights in a row. We had some choice words with some soccer fans, Daniel and I support German leagues and we got in a ridiculous debate with some guy about the leagues this year etc and it ended up with Daniel shouting and we left. Drunk. I had dropped the idea to go to Amsterdam and we did.

I have never been so drunk in my life after having me some la f