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Camilo

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Um let's see...I'm in a funk right now. Sigh, I know like, it was supposed to be a "Skyler the slut" blog entry, lol. Hehe, just kidding Skyler (since you're probably are reading this, when I say slut, I mean it in a good way!) oh and also goes for you reader people, Sky is a really good guy, hehe I'm just teasing him 'cause were "Besties"...yeah, name - totally Skyler's idea (yeah, he's uber gay and since I'm also gay I can make fun of his super duper gayness...lol, his dream job = weeding planner. Yes Skyler, I remember that talk, :P ) And I can't really say anything more about him or the "other guy", since I kinda screwed up...oops!

 

Ahhh! I so want to talk about the car seat incident but I can't!!!! Argh! It would be immoral and stupid of me to say it here. But now you guys know; there's a car incident. Ok Cam, you are not making any sense right now!

 

Back to my funk, so I just visited Williams College and stayed from Thursday until Saturday. Let's see, that's pretty much the reason for my funk. I hate it so much but I love it with a passion at the same time! f**k!!! Why does it have to be so good sometimes and be in such a shitty place!

 

Ok, the good part: it is AWESOME!!!!!! Academics: Ivy league or even better. People: nicest most enthusiastic and energetic people you can ever meet. Dorms: Entry system of communal living = guaranteed best friends.

 

Bad things: f**king middle of no-where!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, at first the purple cow seemed quirky and fun, but now I realize that there is nothing to see but cows. Then there's the whole gay thing!

 

Let's do some math:

 

2,200 total X 50 % male population = 1,100 guys

1,100 guys X Gay stat (about 8%) = 88 gay guys

88 gay dudes X actual cuties (40 %) = 35 cute gay guys

Just imagine, only 35 possible people to hook up with and you're in the middle of nowhere atop a mountain FOR 4 YEARS. And this isn't counting the fact that some of them will be in the closet or taken !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

So that's why I'm in such a funk, it's a great school, but come on! The only thing I see is trees! Argh! 4 years, here?

 

Anyway, I wish I could just say that I won't consider Williams, but it's such a great school! Ok, enough, I'm done freaking out.

 

There are way more things that I have to say, but they can't be posted publicly, lol.

 

Ummm, I'm not even gonna say that I'll talk about Skyler next time, 'cause I forget, lol. Besides, you guys don't need to get to know that skank, you guys should just stay with good ole' Camilo. Haha, oh I'm so gonna hear it from Skyler when he reads this. But hey, I said I was going to talk about him, I never said that it would be good :)

 

Hehe, but on a serious note...OMG IM 18! I just remembered...back to the seriousness, Skyler is a great guy, caring, loyal, and trustworthy. It's great to have him as a friend.

 

I should go now, my roommate for the night is doing a 13 x 13 Rubik's cube and solving it. Sigh

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devilsmiley.gif you're insane aren't you. I mean seriously insane lmaosmiley.gif Which is cool :) I like to play with the crazies and the crankies. I am, of course, utterly insane also which makes us practically related. wub.gif

 

 

I think you got the math wrong.

 

1100 guys stuck on the top of a mountain with nowhere to go and nothing to do outside the campus.

Sexual frustraton 150%

Likely number of men aleady gay .... 10% ish, therefore 110 guys.

Number of men who might well get so frustrated they are prepared to give it a go ;) what's 1100 less 110 :)

 

Add to that the fact that a fair number of the women are likely to be lesbian and bi and you have a veritable smorgesboard of possibilities... and with nowhere to go they're captive meat. :)devilsmiley.gif

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If Williams really is Ivy League-caliber, you should have no reservations. Hopefully, you won't be majoring in math.

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