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Brett Favre


Tim the Traveller

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Good Riddance.

 

if he does come back again, Which would mean he has more brain damage than originally thought, I hope he plays for Detroit. Let him take a record winning team :lol:

 

 

I sincerely hope the "has been" fully realizes he is now a "never will be again". Of course, I may flip-flop too if i had a steady diet of beer and vicodin 0:)

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Brett's a sure bet for the hall of fame the first year the he's eligible.

 

He's proven how good he is. Why hell- he even gave the Jets a winning record.

 

I just hope that he retires while he can enjoy his retirement... and solid food.

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Brett will definitely make it into the Hall of Fame in his first year of eligibility. It is sad to see him leave Green Bay and go to the Jets, but I can understand his reluctance to retire. This time I'm sure he will stick with it and hopefully find something to keep him occupied.

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Brett Favre is injured slightly this time, yes? Tweaked his shoulder some I think. I don't think he will pull a similar stunt like he did with the Jets, he's probably a nice guy and he is talented... he needs to find something else to pass his time though.

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Farve's Retirement

 

A drunken haiku with vicodin

 

 

How long have I been playing?

 

I guess its time to call it a career...

 

<goes fishing, hunts and is bored to death>

 

I feel like I've got a few more years in me...

 

<Romanticizes days gone by, calls his agent>

 

The Jets! They suck. I can be a savior! Where do I sign?

 

[season starts, Farve is brilliant!

[season progresses, old body feels the pain

[season midpoint, Farve spends all his off hours in whirlpool, has a pez despenser full of vicodin that he chews before swallowing

[slump begins, Farve is slower, his passing losses its zip he takes a beating

[season ends, Jets miss playoffs, Farve needs a walker and depends

 

This sucks. I retire and I mean it this time.

 

Signs Big TV deal with FOX and lives happily ever after... except when there's frost.

 

Then he needs a walker and depends.

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