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    Phyllis Diller says: Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance? Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing. The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. Best way to get rid of kitchen odors? Eat out. A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
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    Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mother and said, “He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you.” Mom said, “No darling, he must pay for this. I am coming to live with you.”
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    A man wanted to get something nice for Meg, his blonde girlfriend, so he bought her a cell phone and carefully explained all of its features. The next day, Meg went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, the call was from her boyfriend. “Hi Meg,” he said, “how do you like your new phone?” Meg replied, “I just love it! It’s so small, and your voice is clear as a bell, but there’s one thing I don’t understand.” “What’s that, sweetie?” he asked. “How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?”
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    Three day weekends? Every weekend? Unheard of. Best wishes in picking you new major. Try to decide what you really like most, then go for it.
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    WIFE: “There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.” HUSBAND: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous ” WIFE: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.” HUSBAND: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?” WIFE: “In the pool”. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I posted this knowing some of you never saw a carburetor. Just know if you ever had an old car (pre-1990) you wouldn't want water in the carb.
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    The book, Understanding Women, now is out in paperback. Here is Volume One.
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    We are so fortunate to have Publix here in middle Tennessee. What a great relief from Kroger. As for Food Lion, I don't know how they hold on; have to be losing money. My only complaint about Publix is they still get too much of their produce from California, though less than other chains. As I responded to my Italian friend's question about fresh fruit and vegetables after visiting a great neighborhood market with him in Milano, we have them abundant, cheap, and not fit to eat. Love Publix.
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    Happy Birthday, Benji! (I miss chatting with you.)
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    Welcome to GA, Aythya! You will find some great stories and great people here. A story recommendation from me: Circumnavigation by C James...the longest novel ever posted here without a single dull moment.
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    A sign of the times... Interstate message boards in Tennessee carry the following message this week: "Buckling up could save your giblets."
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    From “The Sky at Night” in “Thing Explainer: Complicated Stuff in Simple Words,” by Randall Munroe.
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    Here's another link. I know you want to see it again. https://youtu.be/nKQBemOz8bo
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    There's one in every crowd.
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    If you think you don't like country music, invest 8 minutes of your precious time watching this video. It was Wednesday night's hottest performance in Nashville. https://youtu.be/i9VdLKQgVy0
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    You are the Good Samaritan here, Edward. There's no need for you to have any remorse.
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    Happy 25th Birthday, Lacey!
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    Unless you are a died in the wool Microsoft IE user, who may find Edge to your liking, I think anyone should install Chrome, Firefox, or whatever you are familiar with, and go with it.
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