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Toast

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  1. Et tu, Friendly. That was the shortest post I have ever read by you.
  2. I wont give up. Give me fantasy or give me a shower.
  3. Maybe I could start a franchise. Fantasy Shower Rental?
  4. What? No shower fantasy. I'll loan you one. Benji was alone in the shower washing his favorite part, his hair. When suddenly...
  5. Listen dear Tiger, don't leave anything to my imagination, you have do idea how something that big can...
  6. Oh, please tell me an Idaho story and I will give you a rep. vote. I promise. Please.
  7. Well I couldn't think of any thing else to do. So entertain me. Please. Okay I know I typed 'shower', I think I did.
  8. Your post is fascinating. Do a sequel.
  9. Two dragons were arguing over a bit of potential and delicious toast. Hey I'm the one who caught him on the dessert coast. You speak not true, did your mother teach you to boast? Only about my fabulous pot roast. Oh, well,
  10. Change a to o and r to w. Idaho pen writes.
  11. Do you make up jokes especially for your stories? You know have one of your characters tell a joke that is apt for the time and place of your story? So any dragons out there?
  12. Change one p to a d. Perseid heard rain.
  13. I see you like physics. Would you talk to me about friction for an hour or two. Oh and your red truck.
  14. Great post. But I still have fun there. Sorry.
  15. I bet you do. Is it red?
  16. Do you haunt your local Goodwill. You do. Of course you do. What was your best buy? Have you ever seen people fighting over stuff? Have you noticed all the Mercedes parked outside. Do you wear GW Chic?
  17. Oh, a poster after my own heart. Which I got at goodwill for a dollar. I love to buy CD's and books. But my prizes are quirkie amatuer paintings. Sort of modern folk art. I love them. Oh I once found a pair of alligator loafers from Brooks there and a Ralph L blazer and so much more. Hey let's make the a forum question. Okay I will give you credit.
  18. Sounds like love in the garage. Love ya.
  19. Rocking, Trucking and you know... Laughing.
  20. Adding an i. Sharp Peri Far Alee
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  22. Do you and your car get along? Do you talk often? Do you look like each other? Are you separating? Trading for a younger model with a bigger... kick? Or have you grown so close you would die if you were parted? I drive a 1994 Ford Explorer Limited with four wheel drive. White with gray leather interior. We both have lasted a long time. Yeah, we look alike, in a strange way. Looks like until death do we part. Yes, we talk about the other cars and there owners. Please. I have thought of straying, though. Have you ever heard a Ford cry?
  23. Okay, adding an e & l. For: Reaper slap the fear.
  24. Any funny or annoying anecdotes out there in toilet humor land? But really am I the only one this happens to.?
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