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Hey Phana the whole stories up and 3 new ones as well.....did it work did it work

What where when hold on a moment why am I even typing when theres reading to be done. If your pullin my leg theres gonna be a reckoning Several Minutes Later Grrrrrrr you owe me a new F5 key Phana. And...........

Im not blonde although I will admit in my youth I tried out blonde a few times to see if it made a difference, Unfortunately when I went blonde I also went quite mad and it generally resulted in me getting into all sorts of 'difficulties'. Im not sure why a hair colour influenced my behaviour however I was much more settled and tame when my natural brown. That being said I can also confirm that blondes do have lots more fun Anyway look we arent even half way through the 1st page and its decending into madness now where did i leave that finger wagging

Yay somewhere new to play. Nice start Nephy I think im gonna love blondie im gonna recycle a word from a few days ago as I its my word of the month and say hes seems feisty, I usually pixk out a fave in the first 2 chapters and stubbornly stick with that throughout and I reckon this time round it may just be blondie. Im defo up for maintainin the fun of the last 2 threads though its been most entertaining. I have found myself eagerly awaitin the forum posts almost as much as the next chapters (but not quite as much hehe)

Damnable damnations grrrrr Nephy you got a tear are you happy now Im disputing them though as neither actually left my eye I managed to pull them back from the brink, That was a hell of a ride though and a bittersweet ending its such a shame that Luc had to die but I think even he would be happy that it gave Jayden back his life. Now im off to break open the emergency bottle that I keep for times of crisis

hehe im considerin myself well and truly Your quite right though my mother once described me as a sandwich short of a picnic though I prefer to think im missin most of the food required for a picnic generally because i eft it all in the kitchen and took the vodka instead As for Nephy im sure she can take care of herself hehe shes a feisty one really she just has a soft spot for her audience

hehe well flip a coin then heads we get the strange sex and tails we get a smart arse bitch, his arch nemesis and a horrible secret I dont really mind which you go with Nephy as im pretty damn sure we will enjoy both what you have wrote and the lovey dovey touchy feely huggy wuggy kissy wissy cuddly wuddly behaviour that goes on in this here forum regardless

Poor Luc although I think I like the fact it was a concious decision on his part rather than a lucky shot from the crazy one that took him out. Im also glad that Jayden seems to have come out of this mentally stronger hes talking hes feeling and theres hope for a happy ending, hell maybe we can get the wedding suits back out As for lurkin dont you dare, Im sure we can find someone else to camp out with and cause mischief while Nephy gets to work on another fine piece of work.If not we can at least resurrect an old story once a week and just poke fun at eachother whilst gently goading the vamp into providing us some much needed entertainment Can I have lots of rather strange sex a smart arse bitch, his arch nemesis and a horrible secret?

Mee Ill just read that wonderful short story in my inbox not sure what the other 2 will do prob hump like rabbits or somethin

lol I couldnt really hide it those two are so snuggly with eachother they just knew it wasnt either of them and that only left me

And a damn good one as well hehe. Your both just jealous of my superior deductive powers.

What makes you think I won I wish I could say it wasnt all that and you didnt......meh who am I kiddin I dont wish that at all. Really it was cool and if bein a creep gets me access to more of em well activating creep mode now

Dont worry Nephy I quickly removed it after you posted that, thankfully it only got a few hundred hits before it was pulled so what they dont know wont hurt em

True your being taped and photographed

Hehe true enough who am I to stand in the way

Jeez get a room u2 willl ya

Oh thou doth have the shortest memory kind sir. Bella was the crazy wench who kidnapped Jayden at the start and broke him, you remember she was crazy, drugged him, poisoned him, damn near killed him and is now sat in hell waitin for Kelly to come join her so they can both suffer a fate worse than a fate worse than death (Anyone tell me where that comes from? ). If you think Nephy can dream up a tortuous end for people just you wait as I have pulled some strings and for the rest of eternity these two individuals will be forced to continually watch the film Open Water (which as far as I am concerned was the worst 2 hours I have ever spent in my life) whilst listening to Celine Dions entire back catalogue on repeat and being fed a diet consisting literally of the back end of a donkey or as we like to call it an asses ass. That will teach em to mess with Cal and Jayden

defo should include some hot sex and I always say yes to extra chapters as far as im concerned

OK lets see if I can worj this out It has to be one fo the following six so ill see what I can find on eac h of them. The biggest clue has to be Jayden - Wasnt wearing a shirt as it said earlier on His chest was striped with shallow slashes and his abdomen was cut deeply and crudely stitched and that wouldnt be visible through a shirt. In the unlikely event he was wearing a shirt though its unlikely to be white especially with all the falling and cuts Cal - Screams like a big girl Luc - No real mention after they enter basement Ashton - Turned over the body Rik - No real mention after they enter basement Jeff - Grabbed kelly after the stabbing So I think ive narrowed it down to two although I may be way off

Hahaha that ones made my day

Hehehe i was just lookin for an excuse to use it it was my word for the day but yeah its defo more of an all of us in the big barrel kinda reprobates. Now for today Im feeling the need to call somebody a wench I dunno why it has got me in trouble on more than 1 occasion but watch this space I'm sure ill get it out somewhere in the next day or 2

Jeff grabbed her after the stabbing so its not him either, good job i stocked up on the vodka though. I hate cliffhangers mind they leave me hanging and cliff like niether of which are good for the soul If i wore hats id take mine off to you tho Nephy way to keep us guessin As for Kelly Bitch needs to die preferably slowly and painfully

Scandelous Ill have you know phana im as straight as a roundabout. And your forgiven Agaith as long as you chuck a vodka in woth those hugs

I wouldn't know I got neglected, left, abandoned, forgotten, disposed of, tossed to the side like yesterdays pizza hehe Anyway im ready for it I got the vodka in, infact im preparing myself with one now got my tea planned and i have cake and or chocolate on standby

Belated happy Bdays phana im gonna have a celebratery cookies and cream cupcake to celebrate. Of course now onto more serious notes ill forgive ya for pushin me to the cooler side but only if you chuck in a vodka for me hehe. That is uaually enough to bring about forgiveness for all sins anyway. As for you missin Jaydens epiphany well theres not much i can say to you after missing anyas run in with the scalpel 1st time round myself Really must pay full attention to the final few chapters though especially as its all goin off it seems