Maybe it's just me, but when I come across characters in stories being referred to as "the male," it seriously irks me. I've never read a hetero (romance or not) that refers to the character(s) as "the male" or "the female," so why is this so prevalent in M/M stories? I find it weird.
Here's another example: awhile back on another site, I read a story where the author referred to all the characters by the color of their hair. I may not have remembered what their names were, but I certainly knew what color hair they had! LOL. By the time I got to the end, I thought that if I read "the honey-haired youth" one more time I was going to hurt someone. Or, like all those silly Naruto fan-fics where the one guy is called "the Raven" all the time. I'm going to whip out my surfer-dude impression here: "Like, seriously, dude?"
So, what types of phrases bother you?
I ask you to share your pet peeves not to put anyone down (I'm sure I'm guilty of a few myself) but so that we can take a look at how ridiculous some of these things really are and take a minute or two to just laugh about it.