don't you know that margarine is basically plastic?
Fun Margarine facts: Originally invented to fatten Turkeys, margarine in naturally grey. when all the turkey's died from lack of nutrients, they added yellow food colouring to make the product into a butter substitute. the only good thing sin margarine are vitA and vitD which have to be added by law because it contains so little else which is good for you. if you leave margarine out on a hot sunny day, it will not go rancid, also, nothing will eat it. flies will not land on it, no animal (inc rats) will nibble it. the chemical structure of margarine is only one molecule different from plastic.
see they must be fun, they're in colours.