Gandalf the Puce

To thug away the common public with an exuberance of corruption seems to be the norm these days 😦

Much better Gort than Robbie as a vehicle for the ghosts. "Klatuu barada nikto" beats "Danger, Will Robinson" any day, and you didn't have to introduce another character.

I'm trying to envision a fashionable handjob on a tight bidet.🙄

But, alas, the crazy thing holds the reins.

As an amateur neologist I particularly liked this chapter. "Desperance and disappointance", loverly.

Seems to me cremation would have been the better option. If the parts do get back together, Yeow!

Some of these are starting to make sense. I think it's time to increase my meds😬

Blairing faults? sounds rather Labourious😜

Usually I run as far and as fast as I can from anything dealing with zombies😱, but the Garon Kees imprimatur is irresistible. A departure from your usual story line, but exceptionally well done, as always. Let's hope dynamite punches the blighter's ticket and the bits and pieces don't resurrect.

Although they're all good for anything from a chuckle to a guffaw, the abysmal ignorance shown by some approaches the horrifying. BTW, contrary to rumor, hobbits do not taste like chicken. more like groundhog, but less greasy. Yum.

That's what I need. More respectation

Even with the great neologism in the second last quote, we find it frighteningly true.😬

Damn, that struck a chord. I haven't had tears rolling down my cheeks in ages. I was afraid they'd short out my keyboard. Excuse me while I get some tissues.

It is with great sadness and no few tears we bid Frankie a fond adieu, or should we say a Shiva 😭 Our only consolation is the the promise of future offerings from The Literary Wizard of Oz.