Thorn Wilde

I feel like this belongs here.

Lol, I've done so much research like that! Turns out that the human body can do a surprising amount of things you wouldn't imagine it could... EDIT: Though there's also a lot of stuff it's utterly incapable of.

I mean, I wouldn't find it weird if my mum read my smut. I just know her. She would find it weird.

Over here, we call those smutty romance novels you tend to find by the magazine racks in supermarkets 'house wife porn'.

That really sucks. Gay doesn't bother my mum at all. Her best friend when she was in her teens came out as gay at 15, and she never judged him, or anyone else who's come out as LGBTQ+ to her... except maybe me. Cause it's fine as long as it's other people's kids, I guess. Oh, I'm sure she does. I just don't think she'd want to read smut that's written by her own child.

So nice that your mum's interested! Yeeeaah, I don't think my mum would care for it much, either. I mean, everything I write has smut in it. Maybe Storms. I might let her read that, cause it doesn't really have smut in it. Or Meetings on a Bus.

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to Why don't you go where fashion sits? Putting on the ritz

Good morning, tim! Thanks for the article, I will read it soon.

Loved this! The ending made me laugh. I like Jack.

Soooo, I'm 3. Cause 3+0 is still 3...

That's what it was like at my house. I wasn't allowed to say I didn't like something before I had tasted it. I was never forced to eat something I didn't like. I feel like this worked, as I was never a picky eater. But then, my mum also had me eat the same as the rest of the family the moment I could eat solid food, basically. I always ate what my parents ate.

A lot of people seem to react that way to Stuart...

Thank you for reading it.

Good evening! Or, afternoon as I guess it is to most of you. Went to choir practice tonight, and I still have a bit of a cold, so now my voice is shot to all hell... Christmas concert on the 8th, hope I'm better by then or we may have a problem. At home having a bite to eat, and gonna Skype with my boyfriend later. ❤️

If you want to know about Craig's backstory, go read Hubris, my short story collection about other characters from the Nemesisverse. I'd wait a few chapters, though, maybe until you're done with this book.

Happy birthday to the kid! ❤️

See, it's from the viking's point of view, so I doubt he'd refer to his own people as savages. Also, they weren't. They were very civilised. They had strict laws, were the cleanliest people in Europe (while the rest of them bathed maybe twice a year, vikings bathed maybe twice a week, or more), and had a relatively egalitarian society, with high status for women. They weren't even particularly homophobic, not compared to other contemporary civilisations. They were also technologically advanced, building ships that could reach speeds up to 15 knots. They had vessels capable of crossing the Atlantic, and could save 75 miles in one day. Most of them were traders and farmers. It's just that they also raided and pillaged. Okay, gonna stop now before I start lecturing.

Pillage is definitely in there. As is raid. Also berserk.

Morning, Parker! Wish we'd get some real snow soon... We've got so much frost it looks like it's snowed, and it's cold af.

Hope you have a lovely day, Tim! ❤️

Might be cool to use in historical fiction. I'm still working on my viking period piece...

Not too bad today, actually. The binder's a little bit uncomfortable today, though, and I'm wondering if I should take it off or leave it on for choir practice tonight... Never been a huge fan, but I did work at a Springsteen gig once. Stage crew. We built the stage, and then we tore it down again. EDIT: Never been a huge fan doesn't mean I don't like him, just that I don't know his music very well. He seems like a cool person, though, from what I hear. The roadie crew told us he's awesome to tour with.

Good morning DiC! Hope those who are sleeping are having sweet dreams, and that you have a lovely day when you wake! ❤️

So much fun to see everyone else's responses! This is an awesome feature, Renee, I look forward to more of it! ❤️

A t-shirt is such a sweet idea. Who knows? Maybe I'll use it at some point. Thank you!