miguelsanchez55

All hail Eric Welcome to the group and I truly loved your story Something about Julian. I don't know if it is posted here but if notit should be. Take care Migiel (Mike)Sanchez :sword:

Hey All, Read this. I think you'll get a kick out of it. Mike S. :wacko: A 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down. Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?" Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: 1. You have a dirty little mind, 2. You didn't read your homework, and... 3. One day you are going to be very, very disappointed.

Hey Dude, Happy Brithday How old are you? Take care :wacko: Mike S.

Hey All, What can I say, Pyro, it's not wrong to sell your stock is you think it's going south, but it can't be your broker who tells you. In the ijmortal words of Charlie the Tuna: Sorry Martha Miguel (Mike) Sanchez

Hey All, My name is Miguel Sanchez and thanks to the staff and my friends BillW and Pyro for steering me to this site. I'm an author myself. :wacko: Here are some nursery rhymes a friend of mine sent me. Where were they when I was growing up? Enjoy. JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son. MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. LITTLE MISS MUFFET Sat on a tuffet, Her clothes all tattered and torn It was not the spider that crept up beside her But Little Boy Blue and his horn. SIMPLE SIMON Met a Pieman Going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, "What have you got there?" Said the Pieman unto Simon, "Pies, you dumb@ss!" HUMPTY DUMPTY Sat on a wall Humpty dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again. HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE, The cat did a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun When the cat died of electric shock. GEORGIE PORGY Puddin' Pie Kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, 'cause he was gay. THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL Who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead. And when she was good, She was very, very good, But when she was bad, She got a fur coat, jewels, and a sports car. :wacko: