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Hey Snshadow, Who's hand would you want to figure out that they were? Take care, Mike :sword:

Hey Gang, You'll get a real kick out of this. Take care, Mike :sword: THE PRINCESS--EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHED MELTED Once upon a time there lived a king. The King had a beautiful daughter, the Princess. But the kingdom was a sad place. There was no laughter, and no joy. The problem was, that everything the Princess touched would melt. No matter what, metal, wood, plastic. . . anything she touched would melt! Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his beautiful daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured." The King was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition. Any man Who could bring his daughter an object that would not melt at her touch, would marry her and inherit the King's wealth. Three young princes took up the challenge. The first Prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. When the Princess touched it, it melted. The Prince went away sadly. The second Prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is the hardest substance in the world and will not melt. But, alas, once the Princess touched it, it melted. He too went away disappointed. The third Prince approached. He told the Princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there." The Princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand ... and it did not melt!! The King was overjoyed! Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed! And the third Prince married the Princess and the both lived happily ever after. The question is?!?!?!? What WAS the object in the Prince's pocket??? v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v They were M&M's, of course. THEY melt in your MOUTH, NOT in your HAND!! (What were YOU thinking?)

Dear Movieguy, I stayed up reading the first 2 chapters of Country Bumpkin. You have winner here. I love the way you talk in the old country dialect. It's a must Take care, Mike :sword:

Hey Movieguy, I read Diswasher Dreams and it was a very sweet moving story. You should be proud of the story. It's a must I'm reading Country Bumpkin now. Take care, Mike :sword:

Why not just post the story so everyone can read it and get a good laugh. I still wonder how Eric spells Take care, Mike :sword:

Eric And you flaming hottttttt? I hope you have plenty of fire extinguishers there. Whay to go hot stuff. The next time you should decide to cook, let me know and I'll bring the marshmallows. Take care, Mike :sword:

This are reply to Comicality's post of March 8. I know there are several straight people who enjoy reading the gay stories on Nifty. I haven't had any personal feedback as to what it is about the stories that they find appealing. Maybe it's the fact that teens they are reading about are sexually active or if it is the fact that they are reading about love blossoming. What ever it is, we seem to have attracted yet another audience. Take care, Mike :sword:

Welcome snshadow, I look forwad to reading some of your work. You have a lot of people here who would be willing to help any way they can. Welcome to our crazy family. :wacko: Take care, Mike :sword:

PARTY!?! Did someone say party? Eric, you didn't even invite us. :wacko: Take care, Mike :sword:

Hey All, DK, almost anything gets you in that situation. You can take a cold shower. As for how I prefer to write, I like first person. I started my first story Julio in third person but it became quite difficult for me and in chapter 6, I told the readers I was switching to first person. My forst story in third person was Homeroom Bunch. It was also my first story where teens were the primary characters. It depeneds on how you want to portray the characters in your story. When I write first person, I'm the lead character and telling the story through my eyes. I have a few ideas for a couple of new stories and I think both will be in the third person. Take care, Mike :sword:

Eric, Glad you liked it. Take care, Mike :sword:

Hey Stew, Sorry man, didn't meant to forget about you. Hope you had a wonderful day. Take care, Mike :sword:

Hey there Adit, Welcome to the family. Hope you enjoy being pary of our family here. Take care, Mike :sword:

Hey Babe, Good one but now that your 60, I wouldn't be letting our your secrets Take care and I love you, Mike :sword:

Hey Eric, Well why don't you give him the pants then tell him what's in them belongs to you. Take care, Mike :sword:

Hey EdwDale, Welcome to our dysfunctional family. You don't have to be crazy to be a member, but it helps. Take care, Mike :sword:

Hey Eric, Congratulations. Hope you and Josh are together many many more. My b/f and I are a relatively new couple. Hope we're together many years also. Take care, Mike :sword:

Glad you got your trousers back dude. Take care, Mike :sword:

Totally, dude. Hope the caller was arrested and the guy sued Wendy's. Take care, Mike :sword:

Hehe, No problem. What did they look like and what's your size? If you've lost other pants, check his side of the closet. Take care, Mike :sword:

Hey Eric, Congratulations and BM, if that is what works for you, I support you. Take care, Mike :sword:

Thanks guys. We love you all too. Take care, Mike :sword:

Here is another good one. Mike S. :sword: Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat. He says, "Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, here -- try these on." So, she did and said, "These are too big, I can't wear them." I replied,"...exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. Ever since that night we have never had any problems." "Hmmm," says Jack. He thinks that might be a good thing to try. So on his honeymoon, Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill, "Here try these on." So she does and says, "These are too large, they don't fit me." Jack says, "...Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I Always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that." Then Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack and says, "Here, you try on mine." So he does and says, "I can't get into your pants." So Jill says, "...Exactly. And if you don't change your smartass attitude, you never will."

Sure you are Eric. Do you spell angel Take care, Mike :sword:

Hey Gang, Don't forget the stories. They're good too, and less filling. Take care, Mike :sword: