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Where would I post the story in here? The Library? Thanks, Mike :sword:

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Here's another question then. Where would I post the chapter? Thanks for the help and take care, Mike :sword:

Hey all, I've just finished the first chapter to Our Summer Vacation. That was one of my fact or fictions and I was wondering if you would give me some feed back as to what you guys thought of it. I will have my editor got over it first and would also like GA to have the first rights to hosting it before I added it to Nifty. What do you guys think? Take care, Mike :sword:

They're cool Take care, Mike :sword:

Hey Eric, That doesn't surprise me. hehe Take care, Mike :sword:

Loved the trailer but I agree I missDraco's slicked back look Take care, Mike :sword:

OK Gang, What now? Take care, Mike :sword:

Dear BOAS, Thanks for the heads up. Myr, we're behind you dude. Hang in there. Take care, Mike :sword:

Hey BM, I just read chapter 7 of hack/escape. Great work dude. I can't wait for chapter 8 and for you know who to get his. :ranger: Take care, Mike :sword:

Hey Gang, Ever wanted to call someone an asshole in a polite manner? Here's one way. Take care, Mike :sword: While I was driving down Columbus Road the other day (goinga little faster than I should have been) I passed over a bridge only to see a cop on the other side with a radargun laying in wait. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and withthat classic patronizing smirk we all know about, asked "what's your hurry?" To which I replied, "I'm late for work." To which he asked, "What do you do?" "I'm a Rectum Stretcher," I responded. The cop was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to 2 fingers, then 3, then 4, then with my whole hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet." Then the cop asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you do with a six-foot asshole?" To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge ..." Traffic ticket: $95.00 Court costs: $45.00 Look on cop's face ... Priceless

Hey Gang, Forloyn brings up a very good point. I know NIfty uses paypal also. Any ideas? Take care, Mike :sword:

Hey Snshadow, I hope you find it quickly. You know what they say, a mind is a terable thing to waste. hehe Take care, Mike :sword:

Hey Movieguy, Loved Chapter 3. I can't wait for chapter 4 now. Keep up the good work. Mike :sword:

Hey Myr, Thanks for the heads up. You have my support. Mike :sword:

Dear DK, Thank you very much for that compliment. I'm glad I was able to help even if not realizing it. Take care and I enjoy your stories very much. Mike :sword:

Dear Adit, Sure, I don't mind. Feel away. Mike :sword:

Hey Snshadow, Who's hand would you want to figure out that they were? Take care, Mike :sword:

Hey Gang, You'll get a real kick out of this. Take care, Mike :sword: THE PRINCESS--EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHED MELTED Once upon a time there lived a king. The King had a beautiful daughter, the Princess. But the kingdom was a sad place. There was no laughter, and no joy. The problem was, that everything the Princess touched would melt. No matter what, metal, wood, plastic. . . anything she touched would melt! Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his beautiful daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured." The King was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition. Any man Who could bring his daughter an object that would not melt at her touch, would marry her and inherit the King's wealth. Three young princes took up the challenge. The first Prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. When the Princess touched it, it melted. The Prince went away sadly. The second Prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is the hardest substance in the world and will not melt. But, alas, once the Princess touched it, it melted. He too went away disappointed. The third Prince approached. He told the Princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there." The Princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand ... and it did not melt!! The King was overjoyed! Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed! And the third Prince married the Princess and the both lived happily ever after. The question is?!?!?!? What WAS the object in the Prince's pocket??? v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v They were M&M's, of course. THEY melt in your MOUTH, NOT in your HAND!! (What were YOU thinking?)

Dear Movieguy, I stayed up reading the first 2 chapters of Country Bumpkin. You have winner here. I love the way you talk in the old country dialect. It's a must Take care, Mike :sword:

Hey Movieguy, I read Diswasher Dreams and it was a very sweet moving story. You should be proud of the story. It's a must I'm reading Country Bumpkin now. Take care, Mike :sword:

Why not just post the story so everyone can read it and get a good laugh. I still wonder how Eric spells Take care, Mike :sword:

Hey DK, Looks like it's time to crank up the AC. Take care, Mike :sword:

Eric And you flaming hottttttt? I hope you have plenty of fire extinguishers there. Whay to go hot stuff. The next time you should decide to cook, let me know and I'll bring the marshmallows. Take care, Mike :sword:

This are reply to Comicality's post of March 8. I know there are several straight people who enjoy reading the gay stories on Nifty. I haven't had any personal feedback as to what it is about the stories that they find appealing. Maybe it's the fact that teens they are reading about are sexually active or if it is the fact that they are reading about love blossoming. What ever it is, we seem to have attracted yet another audience. Take care, Mike :sword: