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Hey Baby, You said thanks a little to soon. HAPPY BRITHDAY Yes all, Rainbow is my boyfriend and we're living together here in the UK. Life here is wonderful. Take care all, Mike :sword:

Hey Myr, LOL my friend Mike :sword:

Hey All, First, I don't think (at least I hope I'm right, here) that the Constitutional Ammendment Bush is proposing will pass because of all it entails. I don't think the Houses in each state will ever get it out passed. I have seen some ammendments proposed in the past that were worthy of passing and they never did. Getting 75% of the states to agree is alot. That would mean 37 states would have to agree to the ammendment and I just don't think Bush can get that much support. It will only require 24 states to say NO and it will fail plus he's not going to be around after this term any way. He's going to have a tough time getting the northern states to vote to ratify. Who's going to follow him, don't know but I also hope it's not Kerry. BTW, before coming to the UK, I lived in the U.S. and I opposed Bush's plan then as I still do. Things in the UK are much different here and man I really like it. Well, all except Blair that is. :wacko: Take care, Mike :sword: Eric, I hope your arm is better now from all that writing you had to do. Love ya

Eric, We all know where your mind is. But we luv ya anyway Take care, Mike :sword:

I wonder if those guys were on the clock? Take care, Mike :sword:

I have java too. That may be why it works for me. Take care, Mike :sword:

Ok Eric, **Takes Eric by the hand and off we go. ** Do you have win xp? I do and all I have to do is click on chat and wait for it to load. It does take a few minutes but it logs me in and I'm ready to chat. What do you other guys have? Take care, Mike :sword:

Hey All, Lets take Eric by the hand and and teach him how to do it. Tale care, Mike :sword:

YAY Now when is one gonna get scheduled Mike :sword:

Hey Gang Sounds like a good idea but just remember us people over here in the UK. We're 5 hours ahead of you. Take care, Mike :sword:

I want to tip my hat to Bill W and Pyro because they do a wonderful job at describing cities and town in their stories. Mike :sword:

I'd join in on a chat if we could get one scheduled. Mike :sword:

Hey Gang, This joke is really cute. Take care, Mike :sword: Angela and Annabelle meet at their family reunion, and they haven't seen each other in years. They begin to talk and bring each other up to date. The conversation covers their husbands, their children, homes, etc. and finally gets around to their sex lives. Annabelle says "It's OK. We get it on every week or so but it's no big adventure, how's yours?" Angela replies "It's just great, ever since we got into S&M." Annabelle is aghast. "Really, I never would have guessed that you would go for that." "Oh, sure," says Angela, "He Snores while I Masturbate

Glad he's home but I guess he's a wee bit camera shy. Welcome home and take care, Mike :sword:

Hey gang, Had a friend send me this. What do you think. Take care, Mike :sword: Customer: "Hi, I'd like to place an order." Operator: "I must have your NIDN first, sir?" Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610." Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, > and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Email address is home.net" target=_blank>sheehan@homenet.net>home.net Which number are you calling from, sir?" Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?" Operator: "We're wired into the HSS, sir." Customer: "The HSS, what is that?" Operator: "We're wired into the Homeland Security System, sir. This will add only 15 seconds to your ordering time" Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas." Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir." Customer: "Whaddya mean?" Operator: "Sir, your medical records and commode sensors indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice." Customer: "What?!?! What do you recommend, then?" Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza I'm sure you'll like it." Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?" Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion." Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then." Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids. Your 2 dogs can finish the crusts, sir. Your total is $49.99." Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number." Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash Your credit card balance is over limit." Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here." Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn also." Customer: "Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take?" Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're out getting the cash, but then, carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward." Customer: "Wait! How do you know I ride a scooter?" Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid for and you just filled the tank yesterday" Customer: Well I'll be a "@#%/$@&?#!" Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 4, 2003 conviction for cussing out a cop and another one I see here on September for contempt at your hearing for cussing at a judge." "Oh yes I see that you just got out from a 90 day stay in the State Correctional Facility. Is this your first pizza since your return to society? Customer: (Speechless) Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?" Customer: "Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke". Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics. The New Constitution prohibits this. Thank you for calling Pizza Hut!"

No man, just reading Take care, Mike :sword

Oh to be 21 again and know what I know now. Hell, I'd settle for being 38. Just wait till you get to be my age. I'm 52, but I'm still an Take care, Mike :sword:

GREAT Newsletter Guys. to all that put in alot of time and effort. Take care, Mike S. :sword:

Hey BM, Didn't realize it last night, but it's on in the UK as well. Sorry man, Mike :sword:

Damn, I missed it, but if it gets Myr to watch TV, go for it but we should supply him with a few bibs. Take care all, Mike S. :sword:

Hey Nick, Happy Birthday and take cafre and get well soon. Hehe, we'd love to see your scar. Take care, Mike S., :sword:

Sorry Gen, Ron is the hottest HP character. GO RED-HEADS If you need or want any input or assistance with writing, we will be glad to help and we won't pick on you. Er, well not yet at least. hehe, just kidding. Take care, Mike S. :sword:

Hey All, For those interested you may want to try Barnes and Nobel's web site. I think it's http://www.bn.com or ebay. Take care, Mike :sword:

That he is Mike :sword:

Welcome back and congrats on your server. Take care, Mike :sword: