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Hey Sparhawk, Welcome back but Eric has some work to catch up with me, hehe. Get to work Eric. (just kidding, dude. College life is great but can be over whelming at times) You did miss some good Fact of Fiction stories. Maybe you have a good one to try to stump us with. Take care and glad you're back. Mike :sword:

Hey giys, I've haven't seen this particualr site but there are a few others that are very similar. But I'm not all that familiar with them. Sorry. Take care, Mike :sword:

Hey Eric, Specialer? What dictionary did you find that word in? hehe But you're still slow. Take care, Mike :sword:

That sounds VERY good to me too. But I don't see that happening any time soon. Take care, Mike :sword:

Hey Eric, Who said you're boring? You're cool dude. Take care, Mike :sword:

Dear FnF, That's a thought but what do we do in the mean time. Take care, Mike :sword:

Here is another funny story. Take care, Mike :sword: Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in. "I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession." The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man. "Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik. He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said the second man. "Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik. Finally, he asked the last man,"And you, what do you do for a living?" And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"

Hey guys, Thanks for the feedback. and Eric, you're something else dude. Take care, Mike :sword:

Hey BM, Thanks dude. As soon as it's edited, I'll get the first chapter posted. Take care, Mike :sword:

It still sounds like we're shit out of luck. What do we do? Mike :sword:

Where would I post the story in here? The Library? Thanks, Mike :sword:

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Here's another question then. Where would I post the chapter? Thanks for the help and take care, Mike :sword:

Hey all, I've just finished the first chapter to Our Summer Vacation. That was one of my fact or fictions and I was wondering if you would give me some feed back as to what you guys thought of it. I will have my editor got over it first and would also like GA to have the first rights to hosting it before I added it to Nifty. What do you guys think? Take care, Mike :sword:

They're cool Take care, Mike :sword:

Hey Eric, That doesn't surprise me. hehe Take care, Mike :sword:

Loved the trailer but I agree I missDraco's slicked back look Take care, Mike :sword:

OK Gang, What now? Take care, Mike :sword:

Dear BOAS, Thanks for the heads up. Myr, we're behind you dude. Hang in there. Take care, Mike :sword:

Hey Gang, Ever wanted to call someone an asshole in a polite manner? Here's one way. Take care, Mike :sword: While I was driving down Columbus Road the other day (goinga little faster than I should have been) I passed over a bridge only to see a cop on the other side with a radargun laying in wait. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and withthat classic patronizing smirk we all know about, asked "what's your hurry?" To which I replied, "I'm late for work." To which he asked, "What do you do?" "I'm a Rectum Stretcher," I responded. The cop was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to 2 fingers, then 3, then 4, then with my whole hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet." Then the cop asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you do with a six-foot asshole?" To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge ..." Traffic ticket: $95.00 Court costs: $45.00 Look on cop's face ... Priceless

Hey Gang, Forloyn brings up a very good point. I know NIfty uses paypal also. Any ideas? Take care, Mike :sword:

Hey Snshadow, I hope you find it quickly. You know what they say, a mind is a terable thing to waste. hehe Take care, Mike :sword:

Hey Movieguy, Loved Chapter 3. I can't wait for chapter 4 now. Keep up the good work. Mike :sword:

Hey Myr, Thanks for the heads up. You have my support. Mike :sword:

Dear Adit, Sure, I don't mind. Feel away. Mike :sword: