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clochette

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  1. Please, I wouldn't play with my tail like that
  2. Sure but sometimes i like to change things up a bit. Merguez and chipolatas are thin, like just over a figer wide
  3. Hey Mister T, good afternoon to you too! Diversity is key
  4. Let me guess, he'll put me on top
  5. I was cooking food! Chipolatas and merguez. Yoi only thought it had a naughty meaning because you are the pervert with a dirty mind
  6. Oh-ho are you calling Val a beast?
  7. Right, it was late
  8. What can I say, I've learned from the beat
  9. I think a physical would be more appreciated
  10. Did you get it in a packet of 100 at the dollar store where you buy your fake halos?
  11. Hey no throwing me under the bus!
  12. Don't look so shocked have you never been squirt on? juicy sausages means delicious sausages
  13. No innuendo I was cooking sausages on the BBQ and inadvertently pierced on when turning them over I don't get squirt on and tell
  14. OMG I've just been squirt on by a sausage! It's squirted in a half circle as I turn it over
  15. Happy Monday to you too my Sexy Lumberjack I don't know what you're doing to this guy but he seems to either be in some pain or totally enjoying it
  16. Maybe I've got big hands
  17. Look at that big guy! Almost as big as Drew's head
  18. Tonight harvest! A good handful of green beans that could serve up to 3 people, a couple of strawberries and the first cherry tomatoes!
  19. Nope, I'm perfectly innocent living in an apartment that isn't even 30m2 with a baby and American staff dog couldn't be a lasting situation. And after last time argument and threat my landlord had contacted their who made it clear hedoesn't care as they are paying rent on time though more than a couple of times I was seriously hesitating making a phone call to social services after hearing them shouting and saying bad words at their 8 months daughters for crying!
  20. Happy Saturday gang! Today is THE best day! The loud and uncivilized upstairs neighbors are moooooving out! Good riddance! Chiao and bye bye!
  21. Good morning to you to bro
  22. I know right! Definitely rank at the second place, right after you! Texans are so naughty
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