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Do you really think getting in between Drew and I during an argument is a smart move Bertie? 🤔 You know cross fires and all that...

I could make it into a playful game to make it more fun

But locking you to your bed is a possibility Tips: do not type handcuffs and bed in the gifs section, you might need bleach to clean your eyes

My teeth are perfectly aligned, unlike that thing Brat!

That's called prevention

Thanks but no thanks. I'm already taking good care of him

Perfection! You stay far far away Spikey!

Hey my Sexy Lumberjack, I feel the same

It said we eat an average of almost 500g per year of bugs. Mostly during our sleep. Shudders I can picture all the crawlies sneaking into our nostrils

omg I'm dead this is so funny

But aren't winter gears be a better protection against murder spiders than a tiny speedo?

Nah that's the opposite, you get deaf

Oh yeah you've just made my sunday a hundred times better my Sexy Lumberjack Looks like this one is eager How was your weekend?

Yup, Selah Sue, Juliette Armanet and Feu Chatterton

Yup, I took a shower right when I came home. I was feeling so gross

Well that encouraging. Keeping fingers crossed for him and the other people

Omg worst music festival ever!!! I was advertised as an eco friendly, family oriented festival. Every tickets sold out to 5000 people. We had to wait 1h to enter as there was only 2 females security guards. Once in we had missed half the first big set and it was already 7.30 so seeing the lines already forming we went to get food. We choose the burger one. We managed to ordered after over 1 hour! Then we had to wait 1h45 to actually get our food! Making it a total of almost 3 hours! 3 hours for 3 burgers, 4 fries and 3 defrost waffled with so little chocolate sauce we didn't even taste it. Inadmissible! It was a nightmare. Instead of giving you an order number to call you he took first names they were only 4 people managing the stand: 1 taking the orders, another calling the orders, one at the fries and another cooking the burgers plus they had only planned 1500 pieces... Just as the last set was about the start my 10 years old cousin was on my dad's shoulders. I caught a guy trying to take their picture!!! Not even discret, he had his phone almost in my face. I immediately out my hand in front of his phone and told him no. You don't take pictures of people you don't know without their consent especially kids! He said he "just wanted to capture this cute family moment and would have even offered to send it to me by email". I made sure he deleted them even though they were totally blury. He pissed me off so much I could have but his head off!!! He then said I was too stuck up and offered me a drink of Ricard from his water bottle We then hear him going a bit farther saying he wanted to annoy people. He clearly had had drinks and probably smoked weed but damm it it was supposed to be a nice family oriented festival and some assholes can't even rein in their bull$&@#. We took the occasion of a crowd movement to move farther away and for me and my cousin to stand in front of my dad. I was being careful cause lately all around the country there has been people, especially young women, saying they've been punctured by needles in clubs or festivals. Nothing found in flood/urine even hair tests but it is concerning. The music was great but too bad all the rest spoiled the evening.

A worst punishing would be no more drilling documentaries

Yup to concurrence spikey I've opened a beard spa. We offer beard massages, trimming and oils baths want me to take care of yours @Headstall?

Not because of his facial hair bit because you want to shave it off

Dad had only 1 tie. It's... I don't have words to describe it it's mustard with tiny grey elephants, very 80'-90'.

Yup. Sunny with mid 20. Going to a music festival in a park around the river with my dad, uncle and cousin tonight. What about you? Any news about your dad?

Happy Saturday gang

And you would've celebrated with nukes?