You can't change the date on your birth certificate us and your mom will be there on april 8th with balloons and glitter maybe cake too
Yeah, so predictable
Let's do some maths then
January: 12 days left
February: 28 days
March: 31 days
April: 8 days
12+28+31+8=79
You'll turn 30 in exactly 79 days you can't deny maths logic