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Kalijj Arslan's great and mighty army, undone by his horny magic Grandson getting it on with a Crusader Saint and a hedge knight... he's going to have a stroke
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I need one of those... and before you ask, which.... yes. Good morning.
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Ch16 The camp had been dying for three days. Darien had known thirst before—the dry-mouthed, thick-tongued thirst of long marches and short rations. But this was different. This was thirst that settled into the bones, that made men look at each other with something beyond hunger in their eyes. The water skins had run dry on the second day. By the third, the horses were too weak to carry riders, and the men were too weak to care. Wylan sat beside him in the darkness, Br
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I am trying to keep it very loose and "coincidental magic" subtle. Besides I want that egg to hatch too!
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Oh they do, be prepared, the real battle of Good vs Evil is about to erupt. And it's over property rights.
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I think the sword is only ever referred to from here on out as "Fleur de who gives a shit" Val, Val ensures Darien doesn't stick to the name Thorn. 'cause ser Val knows how to keep him humble.
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I could make a play on words joke Boy wishes... and poof gets "A Megasaurus?" What the hell dude.... I asked for a MEGA Sore.... oh never mind
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living in the land of the lost huh? I will look into it
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I love that he views Simon as his house. There he is, dressed in a polo shirt and khaki shorts, bunny slippers and a mug of tea... looking at this big hole in his nook, all together unimpressed with human zoning laws.
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🕯️Dewey, Suem, & Howe — demonic attorneys at law 🕯️ “Lost your soul? Or just want to lose someone else’s? We don’t rest until you’re hexed — er, vexed — no, compensated. From breach of contract to breach of the infernal seal, our billable hours are eternal — but our loopholes are hellishly creative. Dewey, Suem, & Howe We’ll sue ‘em, screw ‘em, and re-shoe ‘em in brimstone. First consultation is free. Your immortal soul is the retainer. ⚠️ Not liable for accidental damnation, cursed office supplies, or your ex’s mysterious combustion.”
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Chapter Nine: The Karen-ing The squad rolled up to the ruined churchyard with fire and cricket bats and the kind of righteous fury that only comes from a week of emotional chaos and really good mushroom fritters. Tyler was driving, because Tyler always drove when things were about to get violent. His wrestling jacket was zipped against the January cold, but his expression was warm with anticipation—the look of a man who had been waiting for a chance to hit something that was
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Prince Casimir is fast becoming a character I enjoy writing. He has an utterly CATASTROPHIC crush and has ZERO idea of what to do about it. And Atreus... dense as a plank of wood... has no idea.
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I wanted to show the politics, of why they're struggling for supplies and water. The mess Peter the Hermit and the People's Crusade the year before had made, it is responsible for so much damage to the early march through Anatolia. Also Alexios and his scheming. Oh and set up Lloyd's quest for his Squire... GO TEAM SQUIRE
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I have come tot he realization that I need more Tim Hortons in my life. Good morning fellow Morning-nauts... may your rockets be ever fueled.
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Ch15 The morning after the spiritual encounter, the camp still felt the aftermath of the victory and the particular stench of men who'd been too exhausted to dig proper latrines. Darien stood outside the pavilion, watching the sun rise over the valley, and reflected that winning a battle was almost as unpleasant as losing one. Behind him, inside the tent, someone was being very, very quiet. Not Wylan—Wylan was moving around, dressing, the soft sounds of fabric and leat
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It very much did when the king could chop your head off for sneezing near him.
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Taine is having a morning of 17 year old big feelings
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Not even Angels are immune to Glitter
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Steve is very fond of Kenny's strokes... it's why he bought the extra nice soap.
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Well at least when I am face down getting special angelic attention, I tend to not be checking what my roommate is seeing. Hums the theme to "Touched by an Angel"
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Matt is intrigued.
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Chapter Eight: The Morning After the Meat-Pocalypse Before The first sign that something had changed in the Hartley household was the smell of coffee at 6:47 AM. Mrs. Hartley was already in the kitchen, as she always was, her pendant catching the weak January light as she moved from kettle to stove with the practiced efficiency of someone who had long ago accepted that her kitchen was a portal to another dimension. She'd made enough breakfast for approximately twelve people,
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