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Topher Lydon

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  1. Topher Lydon

    Chapter 18

    If he isn't dead from heat stroke. Velvet in July... :: chortles ::
  2. Topher Lydon

    Chapter 18

    To Be Fair, Graes DID ask for it... and got exactly what he wanted... Gotta love an artist when they are off on their artistic tear, Diva doesn't begin to describe 'em. I've dated a few over the years and boy oh boy, things were never dull. I actually have scars.
  3. Topher Lydon

    Chapter 18

    It sets the whole tone,,, and the heaters? They're to ensure the paints dry faster... the fact that they are pointed at you right now is just coincidence...
  4. Topher Lydon

    Chapter 18

    Peter earned his codename... he's going to be remembered in history books for his... shrill nature
  5. Topher Lydon

    Chapter 18

    Next chapter: Jared McMillan vs the Broligarchs. and Jared gets.... LAID?!?!?! (seriously our resident single disaster actually meets someone)
  6. Topher Lydon

    Chapter 18

    Nuff said about my morning. Good morning to you.
  7. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN: THE LORD OF WINTER Location: Mar-a-Lago, Palm Beach, Florida Time: 2215 Hours. July 4th, 2024 Status: Campaign Headquarters (4 Years, 7 Months Post-Annexation) The remote hit the gilded surface of the Louis XIV desk with a crack that echoed off the hand-painted, cherub-festooned ceiling. On the massive wall-mounted screen, tuned to Fox News, the image of Will Carter froze. He was mid-sentence, his hand raised in a gesture of declaration, the blurred backdrop of
  8. Topher Lydon

    Chapter 9

    hey when the house looks like that you'd want one too... I just like that to Orel it's the best place in the world. He could live in a mansion, sure, but without Finn there it's nothing but a hovel. His abject rejection of money, to me, makes him compelling as the Anti-tarquin. I don't need money, money can't buy the thing I want.
  9. Topher Lydon

    Chapter 14

    well Kenny *was* very good at making homemade Hazmat suits
  10. Topher Lydon

    Chapter 14

    Denial
  11. Topher Lydon

    Chapter 14

    No wonder the town's broke, free wifi across town, and the library doubles as a spank bank... the lean up costs alone... yikes You know Kenny's Mom is the librarian.... that poor little Church lady....
  12. Topher Lydon

    Chapter 14

    Self-help section
  13. Topher Lydon

    Chapter 14

    Oh man, Orel's on a mission, it will be highly amusing to write Finn's reaction to Orel's ... declaration of intent via pizza.
  14. Topher Lydon

    Chapter 14

    Axl volunteers!
  15. Topher Lydon

    Chapter 14

    Kyle refuses to teach Orel that one.
  16. Topher Lydon

    Chapter 14

    Orel approves this protocol, and recommends the hot-coco with marshmallow supplementary protocol
  17. Topher Lydon

    Chapter 14

    There's a 89% chance of being snug
  18. Topher Lydon

    Chapter 14

    I mean, Axl did get an eye full of naked Orel, so he's not exactly going home without a win... without his own pants, sure, but you know Axl'd think he won.
  19. Topher Lydon

    Chapter 14

    you will never look at the ways and means committee hearings the same way again.
  20. Topher Lydon

    Chapter 14

    tomorrow I promise. Lydia's turn
  21. Topher Lydon

    Chapter 14

    :: smiles at you :: see what happens when you poke a writer mid flow? I blame you.
  22. Topher Lydon

    Chapter 14

  23. Topher Lydon

    Chapter 14

    the poor pizza boy
  24. Chapter 14: The Sausage Delivery Protocol Orel Merrick sat in his "golden cube" sanctuary behind the DeLorean, his laptop glowing with a level of frantic data acquisition that usually preceded a major taxonomic breakthrough. With his first "official date" with Finn Grady approaching, he had identified a catastrophic information deficit regarding the role-based protocols of physical intimacy. He had initially attempted a scholarly descent into the Kama Sutra and peer-reviewed studies o
  25. Topher Lydon

    Chapter 13

    I'd be terrified, he'd whip me into shape in no time flat. I use @Seraph28 and @Paladin for beta reading, and they are great at it.
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