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Not soup! Clo dislikes soup!
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It tastes delicious with lemon. Who wants a wing?
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What are you talking about? You're an oak. That would explain why all the nutjobs around here (including Dugh).
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Hey, Pagey. Still recovering from the successful party? Fyi, green would have been a better choice. Just saying.
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Huzzah! It does! And I look adorable.
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I thought it was a formal event. I wonder if my baby sailor outfit still fits.
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The French cuisine expert will give you her approval shortly. In the meantime, can I have a bite?
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Won't he need hospitalization too? For monitoring, I mean. What about his soul?
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@clochette We're one person with two bright minds.
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My robe and gavel from Halloween contradict you. Very, very late twenties, cutie pie.
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Overruled. You didn't present any evidence to sustain your statement.
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Bye. Hi Gary #notpossessive
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But, B, if the cup is warm, how is she going to drink the milk?
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Don't make me tase you. Hi there Gary
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I'm sorry to hear that. I would advise you to stay away from caffeine today. And tonight, take a relaxing bath, while listening to violin tracks. Oh, and afterwards, a nice cup of warm milk, while reading a romantic novel.
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Failed to deliver. Hi there Gary
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Ugh! Another one. He said "all". Hello, Gary.
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Move over. Hey, Gary.
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No, but sit up straight, tuck your shirt on, comb your hair, clean up your room, do your homework, walk the dog, take out the garbage, and for crying out loud... send those Thai boys home. This is a house, not a hotel. It's a Nut House. And we're the Nutcrackers. Very serious job. As for the benefits, let's see: dental, but only covers baby teeth; health insurance against the cooties; minimum wage (before taxes); and vacations approved by the union leader (it's a squirrel, and the only word it knows is 'nut'). Tell your friend to contact our office for an interview. And to bring a pecan pie.
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You're the boss! While we're at it, I'm gonna need the company car 🚘, the company credit card 💳, and the company bodyguard.
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It was just one kiss. You didn't have to swallow me whole! Oh, I can see your dinner.
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Aloha, Albert. Aloha, Steve. Can I have some tea, please? More sugar, less poison.
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Good morning everyone. Now that was a decent night. 8+ uninterrupted hours of sleep. Hope you guys had the same kind of night.
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Oh, no, teenagers are just moody, hates everyone, no one understands them... I see your point.
