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  1. bignick
    Thank you. What's the catch?
  2. bignick
    They were!
  3. bignick
    I'm glad you didn't call me a stalker. You're un-bear-able.
  4. bignick
    Found him! I'm glad I inserted that tracking chip.
  5. bignick
    Yeah! Except Keanu Reeves.
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    I was here first!
  8. bignick
    Have I told you what a great guy you are? And how generous for renting the jet that will bring them to me?
  9. bignick
    Governor Steve. Who else? A duly elected official?! But he hasn't even been crowned king yet!
  10. bignick
    Your order has been canceled by the Governor.
  11. bignick
    Can someone get me a scone? I could eat one. Or two. Or three. Know what? Just leave box.
  12. bignick
    I called and made a reservation.
  13. bignick
    Can't handle the two of us at the same time? So disappointing. He'll be alright.
  14. bignick
    I'm two years older than you. Does make me your Phi?
  15. bignick
    You're a wonderful and benevolent God-and-Emperor. The rest of you should be ashamed of ever doubting him. What are you talking about? He will be absolutely impartial. Btw, Your Supreme Justice, I can't help but notice that robe looks great on you.
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    Let the record show I don't know who that witness is. Never seen him in my life.
  17. bignick
    How dare you! Your Honor, the defendant is badmouthing my poor and totally reliable witness. I request to the court that he's held in contempt. He's broken already his parole agreement. His new cellmate will be Spike.
  18. bignick
    How come you didn't ask if I was okay too? I take it back. You're mean.
  19. bignick
    You're a sweetheart. Mum did a great job. Any chance she might be willing to take a certain Nung under her wing?
  20. bignick
    Excuse you! Just because you got rid of the ring (which is considered tampering), that doesn't mean Gollum's testimony is not evidence. The level of disrespect. #JusticeforLung
  21. bignick
    Please, refrain from intimidating my witness.
  22. bignick
    You're not alone.
  23. bignick
    Correction. You and Drewdo. You're the muscles 💪, he's the brain 🧠. It's common knowledge. And I have a key witness who will swear under oath my statements are Truthful, not Drewthful. And... you're welcome?
  24. bignick
    Oh,yeah? Where was he when I was wrongfully accused, and had to spend the night in jail with a guy named Callme Daddy? I mean, what kind of name is that anyway?
  25. bignick
    Ummm.... ⬇️ Can I get you a fork?
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