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A stew? I'll ask my chef. He says "no problem". But I don't trust the way he's looking at you. I'll ask my chef again. He wants to know if 80% beef, and 20% vegetables is acceptable. Or if you prefer it to be 90 and 10.
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A friendly reminder... my princess does not like soup. So, if you don't mind...
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Well... my weekend was a bust. The two guys I kid... I mean, I invited (against their will, according to the police report) got away. Then I received a cease and desist letter, and a restraining order from two angry and jealous husbands (). It seemed the rest of you had a good time.
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Things are about to get interesting.
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Hurry up! My "driver" charges by the hour.
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All those trips over The Nile.
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So glad you could join us, Lung.
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Quite the opposite. My intentions are purely innocent.
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Sure. No problem.
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Buddy! Where have you been? You're just in time. I'm planning a romantic weekend at a cabin in the woods. Who should I invite? Here are the choices: Morgan, Steve, Dugh, or Spike. Clo has exams , and I can't find Gary with all that snow .
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Out of curiosity, when is he not bullying you? When you're asleep?
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You say potato, I say French fries. How about a monkey-boob hug? Yes?
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It seems the feeling is not mutual. 👇 Someone's in a mood. Come here, you grumpy Nong.
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Here's a better idea. And no worries. It' gets disinfected after each use.
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Sure. Let me get the handcuffs.
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And body hair is mainly on his feet.
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Thank you?
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Princess, it's not what you think. Spike brought to my attention that I had been neglecting him all this time. I was fulfilling his fantasy. No idea why he gave me a hobbit costume.
