First of all, how dare you! If you've been feeling left out, you should have said something. Besides, you're already busy (or half busy) with that hobbit of yours.
Second , I can be any color I please. You just need to ask.
I'm surprised Spike didn't take your words the wrong way.
It seems she has too many dogs, and only one doghouse.
There. Fixed it for you. No need to thank me.
Pagey! Where have you been? I'm doing ok... ish. You know how complicated life can get sometimes.
How are your kids? When they start fighting, don't worry. That's what brothers do.
Good morning, crazy people. I'd like to thank y'all for making me feel like I'm the only sane one around here. Truly appreciate it! Now, where can I request a certificate?