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Drew Espinosa

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  1. When did I claim to be everyone's senior?
  2. I ain't talking about height...
  3. My number is pi, actually.
  4. As much green vegetation in the gif @spike382 used below. Unfortunately for you, no Texas cities are located in deserts. All I see is real grass. And the only fake halo is yours! El Paso is next to the Rio Grande, it doesn't count.
  5. I see a lot of green vegetation outside my bedroom windows.
  6. <nukes Tamanrasset, Algeria> Cities shouldn't exist in the middle of deserts.
  7. I never do that. By not mentioning the egg cell.
  8. My aunt and uncle came by to celebrate my mom's birthday. They brought their two grandsons. Anyways, the heights of those two are here by classified!
  9. Never thought of doing that. But the fact that you did just proves how pervy you are.
  10. You no longer get a slice of cake.
  11. Are you seriously going after my mother's eggs on her birthday? You monster!
  12. And an egg. You should really brush up on how human reproduction works, babe.
  13. You never had a say to begin with.
  14. Since @spike382 is my whipping boy, all you're doing is punishing him.
  15. Today is my mother's birthday, she is now 60 years old!
  16. FYI, but no plague can stop me. There you go again, thinking about sperm like the pervert that you are. Don't make me rename Lake Michigan to Lake Texas! I don't need to keep up with inflation, you just need to tighten your belt. Oh yes I can.
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