As much green vegetation in the gif @spike382 used below.
Unfortunately for you, no Texas cities are located in deserts.
All I see is real grass. And the only fake halo is yours!
El Paso is next to the Rio Grande, it doesn't count.
FYI, but no plague can stop me.
There you go again, thinking about sperm like the pervert that you are.
Don't make me rename Lake Michigan to Lake Texas!
I don't need to keep up with inflation, you just need to tighten your belt.
Oh yes I can.