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Drew Espinosa

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  1. Drew Espinosa
    The doctors used Central Time to record the time of my birth, not Central European Time.
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  3. Drew Espinosa
    Wrong! I was born at 6 in the morning, so we have 14 hours to go before my birthday actually begins.
  4. Drew Espinosa
    I'm destroying @dughlas's alert system.
  5. Drew Espinosa
    Using [redacted] in a sentence is by definition bullying.
  6. Drew Espinosa
    That twitching dog needs to be put down...
  7. Drew Espinosa
    Bullying me right before my birthday? You're a monster! 😭😭😭
  8. Drew Espinosa
    I'll destroy it!
  9. Drew Espinosa
    I'm pleased to inform everyone that the Happy Birthday Drew broadcast system has been defunded. The money saved will be better spent on things that actually matter: expanding my nuclear arsenal!
  10. Drew Espinosa
    Y'all better be on your best behavior over the next 36 hours.
  11. Drew Espinosa
    Don't gross me out with your fantasies.
  12. Drew Espinosa
    Get your face away from me!
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  14. Drew Espinosa
    @spike382 I unreservedly admit that Krist is not homophobic!
  15. Drew Espinosa
    You are delulu.
  16. Drew Espinosa
    I'm never greedy.
  17. Drew Espinosa
    Sis, I'm well aware that the start of my 20th year is a week away.
  18. Drew Espinosa
    All at once? Chris, your greed knows no bounds!
  19. Drew Espinosa
    I'm pleased to announce that I am giving up my nukes!
  20. Drew Espinosa
    Fruit is meant to be eaten.
  21. Drew Espinosa
    I'm saying no to your nonsensical demands, the rest of your bullshit doesn't deserve my response.
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  25. Drew Espinosa
    Guilt tripping doesn't work on me.
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