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Drew Espinosa

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  1. Drew Espinosa
    Translation: "I made it up." Glad to see you admit to it, Nong.
  2. Drew Espinosa
    Where's the evidence that I own a plushie?
  3. Drew Espinosa
    What plushie?
  4. Drew Espinosa
    Are doors smaller in Australia than America? When nature calls, you listen. Texas is not a hell of any kind.
  5. Drew Espinosa
    Yesterday was to go to the bathroom, actually.
  6. Drew Espinosa
    Even a huntsman's legspan will not block an entire doorway.
  7. Drew Espinosa
    Just before midnight, I went to the kitchen to get myself a little snack. The lights were off and all I had to rely on was the moonlight and streetlights outside to guide my way. Anyway, as I was reaching towards the cupboard, I saw a suspicious shadow on the wall. I immediately turned the light-switch on, and... it was a spider. Don't worry, I very bravely killed it.
  8. Drew Espinosa
    Again? It never even happened in the first place! #NeverHappened
  9. Drew Espinosa
    It's impossible to be trapped inside by a dead spider.
  10. Drew Espinosa
    I hope your insomnia gets worse.
  11. Drew Espinosa
    I wasn't scared, I just think it was easier to kill a stationary spider rather than one moving all over the place.
  12. Drew Espinosa
    It was in front of my closed bedroom door! To open my door, I'd have to pull the knob towards myself, and the approaching door would have disturbed the spider, which means it could have moved towards my feet!
  13. Drew Espinosa
    I was barefoot! That's what any pervert would say!
  14. Drew Espinosa
    Shut up, pervert-in-chief!
  15. Drew Espinosa
    I cleaned my book with an alcohol wipe afterwards. Because it was in my way, duh! I didn't pee myself, you pervert! Why would I hide under the covers? I'd lose track of the spider's whereabouts. Your completely fictitious story has more plot holes than your alleged "issues" with Khemjira. Oh look, it's the pervert's mentor! I didn't scream or pee!
  16. Drew Espinosa
    It's 1 a.m. and I get up to go take a leak. On a whim, I turn on the ceiling light, and lucky that I did so, because right in front of my bedroom door was a big spider, blocking my path to the bathroom. But as we all know, I am totally not afraid of spiders, so I did not panic. And I very bravely dropped one of my books on top of it. Now my bedroom is spider-free and I can go back to sleep.
  17. Drew Espinosa
    No one asked you!
  18. Drew Espinosa
    Happy 4th of July y'all!
  19. Drew Espinosa
    I'm still taller than them.
  20. Drew Espinosa
    Did you just realize that you're Clo's number one enabler?
  21. Drew Espinosa
    The important thing is that neither of these things ever happened. Your analogy still sucks.
  22. Drew Espinosa
    I've never been drunk, so your analogy sucks.
  23. Drew Espinosa
    I was never locked out of my house!
  24. Drew Espinosa
  25. Drew Espinosa
    No one asked you, perv!
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