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Drew Espinosa

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  1. Drew Espinosa
    Your new employer gave me your resume, and it clearly states that you were in charge of Pervapalooza as part of your work experience.
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  3. Drew Espinosa
    You and @spike382 are delusional, as always. It must feel that way being in your forties...
  4. Drew Espinosa
    So you're gonna continue your emo phase into your forties? That's just sad.
  5. Drew Espinosa
    You should take P'Jane's advice, "don't be too emotional."
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  7. Drew Espinosa
    You're being awfully dramatic for a Part 3 of a second season.
  8. Drew Espinosa
    For both of y'all:
  9. Drew Espinosa
    Maybe @spike382 has a point. Excuse me, but I'm always nice to you!
  10. Drew Espinosa
    A great exporter of faulty products? No wonder y'all are getting tariffed. I live in Texas, not The Shire or the Upside Down!
  11. Drew Espinosa
    Omg, I had to kill another spider just now! This time it was on my bedroom door, but thankfully it was on the side facing the hallway, so it technically wasn't in my room like the last one.
  12. Drew Espinosa
    Excuse me, but I'm over 6 feet tall!
  13. Drew Espinosa
    You should stop engaging in stereotypes.
  14. Drew Espinosa
    That Canadian? If he was born in Canada, what does that make Canada, I wonder? 🤔
  15. Drew Espinosa
    Spikey delusionally believes I own a gecko plushie... Gorgeous, that ain't no gecko.
  16. Drew Espinosa
    Translation: "I made it up." Glad to see you admit to it, Nong.
  17. Drew Espinosa
    Where's the evidence that I own a plushie?
  18. Drew Espinosa
    What plushie?
  19. Drew Espinosa
    Are doors smaller in Australia than America? When nature calls, you listen. Texas is not a hell of any kind.
  20. Drew Espinosa
    Yesterday was to go to the bathroom, actually.
  21. Drew Espinosa
    Even a huntsman's legspan will not block an entire doorway.
  22. Drew Espinosa
    Just before midnight, I went to the kitchen to get myself a little snack. The lights were off and all I had to rely on was the moonlight and streetlights outside to guide my way. Anyway, as I was reaching towards the cupboard, I saw a suspicious shadow on the wall. I immediately turned the light-switch on, and... it was a spider. Don't worry, I very bravely killed it.
  23. Drew Espinosa
    Again? It never even happened in the first place! #NeverHappened
  24. Drew Espinosa
    It's impossible to be trapped inside by a dead spider.
  25. Drew Espinosa
    I hope your insomnia gets worse.
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