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Drew Espinosa

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  1. Aww, you're so sweet, babe!
  2. Frogs, especially the foreign kind, can't serve as judges in Texas.
  3. Prosecutor (me): Objection! Judge (also me): Sustained!
  4. I know, right? Exactly! Not really.
  5. Make up your mind, babe!
  6. He's said before that I'm a tyrant... that makes him automatically wrong!
  7. I just started listening to this year's Eurovision entries, and I refuse to admit that France's is any good.
  8. Thanks for admitting you were wrong.
  9. Dad jokes are hereby banned in the empire.
  10. I'm. 👏 A. 👏 Top. 👏
  11. My outrage was genuine.
  12. Wow, you don't care about your neighbors?
  13. But I don't have an evil persona.
  14. <nukes Port-au-Prince, Haiti>
  15. Saying that I deny the truth isn't defending me, bitch.
  16. #VegasDidNothingWrong
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