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    I’d like to wake up next to him
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    Lazy Saturdays are a good thing
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    How’s it going Spike?
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    Hello young Albert
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    A good day all round
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    Trying to make stuff for Christmas presents… without spending anymore money I will be using my laser engraver to make bookmarks and other bits and pieces to include in Christmas cards. I have made a series of vegetable seedling signs to add to my sister's birthday presents After doing boring errands on Sunday I hope to finish making/designing some badges, lapel pins and cuff links - so many ideas but now I need to make them into reality.
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    Wheat flakes with fruit bits No tea , of course tea, French Earl Grey
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    Hello everyone and welcome to the weekend It's going to be 28C and sunny
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    I’m having cereal for breakfast
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    Good night everyone It's definitely time for some sleep
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    Apparently the trick is to plan your next holiday, that way your brain is thinking about the fun stuff rather than the trauma of not being on holiday
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    At birth we get a murder spider axe, it’s a little later you get a tranq gun
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    You have to keep up the routine, if you don’t put them out each week then the house gets so full of lions it’s just not funny
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    And a helpful tip when dealing with boy lions, don’t stand behind them, they pee backwards. I’m not sure how my Mum knew but when we were visiting the Zoo as kids, this little shit of a kid was teasing the lions and one lion turned his back on the kid. Mum called us away and Mister Lion must have known we were out of the way because as soon as we got out of the way, the teasing kid got a spray of skinky lion pee. It was hilarious
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    Wednesday is bins and feral lion day
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    The poor little kitty got lost so they shot him with a tranquilizer dart and took him home. Not coming to my place, nope, no way, not paying the food bill
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    Yep you got that right. A whole continent between me and a rogue kitty 🐈‍⬛ Yeah but it’s Wednesday so what else do you expect? Exactly
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    You like good men covered in BBQ sauce
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    Thanks for the warning Well not quite running free but yes out of the primary enclosure. 4 out of five happily wandered back into their cage and the 5th young cub had to be sedated because he was a naughty troublemaker (reminds me of someone…) The emergency response plan was fully functional within 5 minutes with all zoo visitors safely hidden away from the troublesome kitty. Most importantly I live on the other side of the country so that even if naughty kitty did come to attack me I would have weeks and weeks notice
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    Only two minutes to midnight, not my birthday - that was ages ago but thanks for the wishes
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    Two minutes to go
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    Hi Clo His tastes are aligning with yours? Doesn’t that mean competition for the same guys?
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    Hi there Spike I thought “the best BBQ” was one of those sensitive topics that you didn’t talk about in polite company, sex, politics and BBQ
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    Happy Wednesday Gary
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    Hello young Albert
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