First of all, nobody else lives according to your BS, goal-post-shifting definitions. I'm older than you, I'm your senior, that's not changing.
Second of all, you are the biggest hypocrite here, so you can't be my senior even according to your own weird ass rule.
Don't be so hard on yourself, sweetie. Also, lay off the peyote.
Isn't that your famous tagline "What happens in Eqypt stays in Egypt" as the spokesbitch for De Nial Cruises.