Sir Galahad

The forest grew dark & fear gripped James, as the rabbits blood seeped into the forest floor.

Big-boned = Fat (Never understood this one, some people must have dinosaur bones in 'em!) Large and In Charge Bun in the oven (It's not a f****ng bun, one of my pet hates) Cut & paste this next section, basically gives meanings to what people put in personal ads, some of them are quite funny. WOMEN Affectionate = Possessive Artistic = Unreliable Athletic = Flat Chested Exotic beauty = Would frighten a Martian Free spirit = Substance user Fun = Annoying Loves animals = Cat lady New Age = All body hair, all the time Outgoing = Loud Spiritual = Involved with a cult Stable = Boring Wants Soul mate = Stalker THE GUYS Athletic = Sits on the sofa and watches ESPN Average looking = Average hair growth on ears, nose and back Educated = Will always treat you like an idiot Employed = On management track at Radio Shack Financially Secure = I will spend so in return for which I to obey my every whim of your moral life. Free Spirit = Sleeps with your sister Huggable = Overweight, more body hair than Gentle Ben Professional = Owns a white button-down Sensitive = Needy Stable = Stalker, but never convicted Thoughtful = Says "please" when demanding a beer

Perfect hair. (My skin is pretty good) Would you rather: Have a PC? OR A Mac?

Can you tell me how we would collect this bonus?

Yeah, that may be, but Robbie liked the other thing Brad did better. I'm really not so sure that the end for our two guys is coming up. Robbie is gonna go for therapy, maybe that will help him sort things out in his head, & the two of them seem to be more in love than they ever were. I guess we'll have ta wait & see.

Would it be wise to talk about something else?

The only time I have ever gone through any S/O's things was when I was told by my best friend that he was cheating on me. She saw him making out with this guy at a club, whilst I was working. So, when he was sleeping I went through his mobile phone, & found the proof. There were only a couple of messages on there, but it was clear what was going on. He hadn't deleted the delivery reports for some time & were texts to this guys number going back 3 months. Then I went the whole hog & hacked his e-mail account, explicit e-mails, pictures, u name it, it was there. Needless to say, he was out on his ass the next day. Now the dilemma, did I have the right to do that? I still say yes. He had betrayed my trust & total fury can blind you to any ethics. Would I do it again in the same circumstances, damn straight I would. In my current relationship D & I answer each others mobiles & read the texts anyway, it doesn't matter to either of us. Neither of us have anything to hide. And no, his e-mail is perfectly safe. I don't think either of us is particularly interested in what's there.

Ummmm, I was 17 when I came out, & it was forced. Someone had seen my then boyfriend & I making out in the staff canteen where I worked while I was in college. Ok, I was young, stupid & horny! Needless to say it got back to my parents who weren't best pleased. My Dad went ballistic & beat the crap outta me, until my Ma managed to pull him away. You know the usual routine, no son of mine etc etc. Anyway, he leaves the house & my Ma was a lot calmer about it. She was still crying, but at least asked if it was true. Of course I didn't see any point in denying it. Then she said the words I'll never forget, "so no grandchildren for me then". Don't know why that's stuck with me, I have never forgotten the look in her face as she said it either. I really don't think I have felt lower in my life than I did at that moment Now, my Dad & I are civil to each other, period, that's it. I've tried to talk, but he just walks away, so now I just don't bother. You just get tired of trying, & as far as I'm concerned I did nothing wrong. My Ma & I are great now. I still don't think she's 100% happy with it, but she at least tries. It took a while, but coming from an Irish family I think she's done just fine. Most importantly she gets on great with my guy, which is most important to me.

There are a lot of cuties here & for once I'm talking about the pets! lol

I was a tad perplexed with the poll. For us it's just about having fun & being honest with other. We talk about things that are bothering us & work it out before it gets outta hand. Oh, & great sex is kinda cool to! lol

You could add Marilyn Monroe into the mix. Amazing woman.

Would an answer satisfy your curiosity?

Do you think he would give you an answer you wanted?

Snorkeling. Afraid of heights! Would you rather: Have a romantic meal OR Be cuddled up in front of a log fire

Where the trees looked haunting, and foreboding.

Easy, Karen's. Would you rather: Have a holiday in the sun Or Go Skiing?

Didn't you think I would be curious?

Why are you answering a question with a question?

U can't have both, defeats the point of the game! GIVES SRevol a slap. lol And you are one sick puppy. You had the nerve to call me a perve!!! Totally neither. For the sake of the game, Cow. Would you rather: Have a job you love doing, which pays ok money Or Have a job you hate that pays an extortionate sum?

Why would I lie?

Sweat dripped down his brow at the thought, & cold fear seized his body.

Isn't everything I've said factual?

Who lived at the bottom of a cold dark mountain.

Do you have a problem trusting your own judgment?

Drag Queen, I don't believe in God! lol Would you rather read a good book or watch a good film?