It’s a bit unfair landing the poor demon baby with a name like Cecil. Guarantees attempts to bully him down the line and if he responds demonically, there will be Hell to pay in Leamington Spa schools!
Oh, the idea of a certification process to ensure phoenix feathers are ethically sourced - a wonderful combination of local bureaucracy meeting The Ministry of Magic. Not to mention undead being classified as a protected disability. Bliss…