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I'm still dying from the "world as your gynecologist" line. Oh that brought me to tears🤣

You've never read his stories before then? He's made me wait forever!!! I swear he was taking his sweet ass time with "The Butler" just to piss me off!!!! Well worth the wait though so he's forgiven.

The Donald Trump of Lycans. That's all we need.

I like rum and pineapple juice. With a cherry and a little umbrella. That I will put in my hair and forget all about until it drops out and scares the shit out of me. Or I stab myself on it. Fireball sounds painful to my poor sensitive stomach.

I have found my people!!!💗

Depends how much rum is in it.

Ya think?!?!?!?!?

Or that Kim is his mother? And seriously, spell check automatically brought up Kardashian when I typed Kim. Ick. I feel violated now.

Screw the "g's"! Does he pronounce his "r's"!

That has to be a seriously useless Board of Directors if they really did not know what was in his contract. I mean, come on. My town nitpicks the damn to death when picking superintendents. They only have themselves to blame.

Well, Oregon is more temperate, isn't it? New England? Not a chance in hell. And don't be maligning my fluffy fuzzbutts you! Both of you!

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Weeeeellll.....Adrian certainly got over it, did he not?😁

My little piggies didn't turn blue but they sure took their time warming up! You seem so surprised by the weather forecast. It's New England, you should know better! And jalapeno butt is not harmless cat torture. If you'd ever had to have a colonoscopy, I'm imagining it along the lines of the prep the night before. I do wish I could forget it and It's been about 15 years!

I am so glad I don't eat jalapenos. Not just the cat's ass that would be shooting flames!