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Mine's latest quirk.....he waits until we're settled in bed and then he starts barking and hopping on. from couch to chair, tries to dig a hole to China through the couch and randomly does this weird whining/howling noise that sounds like dying hippos trying to get their freak on. Nevermind short bus...he's in need of a short leash. 😂

He is lovable. Dumb as a rock, but lovable.

Its the noses....they can smell us thinking about food. I swear Zeke has very little underneath that skull of his. Tinfoil might actually help channel his three functional brain cells and be an improvement! 🤣

Aw hell, Will is already a master at reeling them in. Connie never stood a chance. Great chapter Mark!

Nevermind seeing us when we're eating...our pups know when we're thinking about getting a snack! Spoiled mutts!🤣🐶🐕

Strawberry and lemonade together are really good....they make good Popsicles too in the summer.

Yeah...no, don't change tim. It's ok that you hate blue raspberry kool-aid, even though it is the second best flavor after strawberry. 🤣

And the whiskey barrel....☺

Nowadays???? People are just plain idiots. Sorry you have to deal with them

Do Not Disturb setting is your best friend. Mine is set from 10p to 8a with five exceptions from my contacts. I used to get woken up at 3am from email notifications. Not anymore. Kitt, enjoy watching the snow from inside. Stay safe and warm. (Took my first shower with the fixed plumbing and new shower head. Tried all 7 settings. Hard to choose between 'stinging hot needles of joy' and 'thundering waterfall of happiness'. I chose the stinging needles of joy 😀) Have a great day everyone! @Mikiesboy enjoy your time off! I see lots of knitting in your immediate future!

Please remember that cars ENTERING a rotary/roundabout/traffic circle (whatever you call it) MUST YIELD to traffic within the circle. (It's the law) Failure to do so will cause your bright shiny new Porsche to possibly hit my slightly worn out, tired 12 year old Mercury that is already within the circle, having yielded upon my entrance. Chain reaction will cause me to slam on my brakes and luckily avoid hitting you as you cut me off. Not nice words may or may not have flown out from my vocal cords. Yes, I saw you flip me off. Thank your lucky stars it was raining because at the red light that we both stopped at I was sorely tempted to get out of my car and possibly do something rash like drag your punk ass out of the vehicle and throat punch you. This has been a friendly Public Service Announcement.🙄 P.S. My shower is fixed and I now have decent water pressure!

This is a cute, heartwarming story that made me smile tonight so I thought I'd share. https://www.thedodo.com/close-to-home/dog-sneaks-over-to-neighbors-house-for-bath-time

I indulged in a cookies and cream milkshake. Does that count?

If you consider not losing my shit completely after my husband told me his boss wanted to know if he wanted to use vacation or sick time for the two days (so far) that he's missed because THIER truck broke down and THEY were not able to provide a replacement. W.T.F??? He finally got a replacement truck this afternoon. They TOWED it up from South Florida. It's filthy and makes weird noises. I have no words. I think now that I'm home I'll chill out, read a little and then pass along some peaceful thoughts and well wishes for those who need them. Thanks for reminding me that giving can do wonders to bring calmness. I hope everyone enjoys their evening.

Hang in there Starry. We're here whenever you you need us. *hugs*

So all I can do is shake my head at this point. On Saturday my husband's boss told him there was a truck he could use while his was being fixed. Long story short....there wasn't. And they knew yesterday. Had to leave early this am and drive out of my way, drop him off, only to turn around 5 minutes later to go back and get him because no one ever told him the spare truck wouldn't start. 🙄 Yes, he's looking for a new job. I don't think his boss could manage his way out of a paper bag in daylight with a spotlight pointing the way. 🙊

That's gorgeous molly!

I removed the restrictor and it helped a little. I was going to try a different shower head to see if that helped, but..... that didn't exactly work out. ☺ Wonder how hard it is to remove the governor on a rental truck?🤔🤣🤐🤣🤣

Actually, the rest of today has been fine. I got a lot done. White chicken chili is in the crock pot (Walmart brought chick peas and not white beans like I ordered so I had to put black beans in..smh). The rest of the Christmas stuff is done. Chicken is marinating for dinner. I discovered my kid's bathroom has water pressure like Niagara Falls during spring runoff. How did I not know this? I actually rinsed my hair in less than two minutes. I'm now jealous...lol.

I didn't even make it to noon before my day went south. Lol. I try. I really do. I used to be pretty savvy when it came to easy household repairs. Change out a shower head? Easy peasy. Right? Yeah, well no. The old one was screwed on tight and my tendonitis just won't let me turn the damn thing. Even after spraying with a little WD-40. So I grabbed a towel to try to get a better grip. Much to my surprise the whole piece, including 4 inches of pipe from INSIDE the wall was now in my hand. Dripping. Oops. In my defense, the metal pipe was really corroded. It would've broken sooner or later anyway. Thankfully we have two bathrooms and luckily my son cleaned his yesterday. So now I'm waiting for a call from the leasing company to set up an appointment so they can come fix it. On the upside I did manage to up the temperature on the water heater. It was barely warm. I hope everyone has an easy day!

🤣🤣🤣 No whoop ass needed! We left the truck and went out for lunch at the outdoor BBQ place I went to last weekend. Two beers for him, one for me (I had to drive) and all was right in the world again. Whatever roadside assistance company his work uses sucks. Definitely nowhere near AAA standards. Didn't get any housework done. Oh well. 🤷‍♀️

Two hours into the wait...four follow up calls to see where the tow truck was (they were supposed to text...never did). After 2.5 hours we finally left the keys under the floor mat and left. WTF? EVERY time he called to check after being told the truck was dispatched they tell him Noone put in the service call. Three effing hours. Totally. Wasted. 🤬🤬🤬

Have to go rescue my hubby. His work truck broke down. He's waiting for the tow truck. One more reason to hate his job. Well maybe we can get some Xmas shopping done.

The writing muse must've hit.. I actually finished chapter 1 of a new story.... we'll see how it goes.

Congrats Wayne! Mission accomplished and you learned stuff in the process! Win-win in my book! I haven't done anything close to what you managed, however I did decorate our community golf cart at work. Maybe we'll get invited to the golf cart parade....Christmas miracle? Who knows? 🤣🤣 Go, kick back, enjoy some wine, or beer, or whiskey, (or all three...just stay away from drunk writings..lol) Enjoy your weekend Wayne. You deserve it!