Marty
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Good morning, all! Shaping up to be another good day here in the northwest of Ireland. Somewhat cloudy, but not looking like rain will spoil things. The house martins are still flying above the rooftops, which is always a good sign. I've had my second coffee, so you'll know where to find me for most of the rest of the day. And here's a bunch of flowers to brighten your day:
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Maybe not... But who said we should only sacrifice people whose pictures are seen in here?
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His virginity ! ?
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Hi there, young Albert! Hope you're having a great day.
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Hang on in there, clo. There's always light at the end of the tunnel. ❤️
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You're not too old to be spanked, young lady! Now go sit on the naughty step, and stay there till you're ready to say sorry!
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So now I have to ask a couple of supplementary questions before agreeing to accept any invitation... (1) What is the history behind the Wonder sibling herd? (2) Is there anything special I have to do, should I be inducted? Secret handshakes, initiation ceremony, monthly (quarterly, or annual maybe) dues to be paid, oath to be sworn, virgins to be sacrificed at certain phases of the moon, or any others of those sort of things? I wouldn't like to walk into something completely blindfolded, you know.
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Maybe you got there sooner, but you were also a lot more sure about who had used the word than I was. And life for me today (which has only 45 minutes left) has been very good, thanks for asking. Hope you're having a good day as well!
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Talking of going pantless made me wonder if being a military commando means they actually actually have to go commando... https://www.forces.net/sites/default/files/styles/cover_image/public/Messages Image(2686927078).png?itok=aWED8mfj (Displayed as a link, as it may be against GA community rules to actually display the image - willing to edit out if needed)
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Maybe take a break from the screen and go lie down.
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Okay... Although I've been hanging around this place for about a year now, I'm obviously still really just a newbie... So I have to ask... Apart from obviously you and Gary, who else is in this Wonder sibling herd?
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I thought it was Mr B who liked to go around pantless... Oh! And maybe you..... when you're wearing one of your skirts oops! kilts. And hi, dughlas Hope you're having a good day.
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What dughlas said!
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Yup! Seems young Gary has a more perfect memory that I do! P.s: Hi, clo! P.p.s: Hi, Gary!
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I think Mr B used it yesterday....
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And I can't resist throwing this one back at you, @Valkyrie....
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Although you had me rushing for the dictionary twice. Once for 'pogonotrophy' - which I read as a completely different word to begin with - and I'm not really a fan of mustaches, either... And once for 'imberb' - just to make sure it was genuine. (I had a full beard for around 30 years - and also sported just a mustache for a year or two in my twenties.)
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So you don't need my address any more...?
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And, seeing we had been talking about clo's sins (or her spurious claim to have a soul as white as snow), when I read Gary's comment I just assumed he was wondering whether Val's soul might be as dark on her inside as her feathers are on her outside. Because, if I remember correctly, this whole conversation started with the two of you trying to claim each was more innocent than the other...
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Good, thanks. Yourself?
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Hi, Ali! You've caught me at the end of a tea break. About to head back out into the garden.
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Hi, Page!
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Garden centres are flagged to reopen here on 17th May. I really hope they do! Apart from the few things I've already said I want to buy, I broke my garden fork handle today. It's a new fork, bought when I was in England. Probably guaranteed for twelve months, but (a) I can't find the receipt, and (b) international travel may not be possible before any guarantee runs out. So it looks like a new garden fork will be on my shopping list once the garden centres reopen. I could just buy a new handle, but (a) I'm not all that handy when it comes to fitting things like that, and (b) I might just confuse the sales assistant when I ask for one...
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Perseverance, my friend! If at first you don't succeed, learn from the experience and try, try, try again.
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Well congratulations then. And I'm sure you'll do fine. I'm good, thanks for asking. Gonna head out and do some gardening once I finish this mug of coffee.
