Marty
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I cut down trees, I wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I were a girlie Just like my dear papa
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One of the best cheeses in the world is Lancashire - really sharp taste, and lovey crumbly texture. Cheshire is similar, but maybe a slightly milder taste. They both make the most delicious cheese-on-toast. Maybe that's just something to do with the fact that they were the local cheese brands when I was growing up. (In fact they're so local, that hardly anyone who's not actually from the locality even knows they exist) (Marty's useless piece of information #2752)
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Well I can't see his left one, either....
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Albert!
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Every time I see or hear the word lumberjack I find the words of a certain Monty Python song becoming an earworm in my head for at least ten minutes...
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Looks like we all may be going to Gary's for Thanksgiving ... *Clears diary for 14th October*
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Well, in my defence, I would point out that what he was holding in his right hand wasn't the first thing that caught my eye in the photograph...
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Took me a while to work out what was written on it... On first glance all I could make out appeared to be SEX SEAS Which had me going: 'huh?'
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If that tea's piping hot, be extremely careful that you don't spill any of it on yourself! Especially the way you're holding it.
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Hey, Gary! It's been a pleasant enough day here, as well. Coming up to 6pm, and not a drop of rain yet.
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I think I prefer Bucket's answer
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So why does my doctor keep suggesting I cut down on the cheese, whilst at the same time trying to foist tablets on me...?
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Hey, Xan, btw...
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This is what I see on my laptop:-
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Good day, all. Clouds and sun here, today. No rain at the moment, but a few showers forecast. Currently 17°C/62.6°F
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Stilton The King of Cheese PEOPLE WHO EAT 40G OF CHEESE A DAY LESS LIKELY TO HAVE STROKE OR HEART ATTACK
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One minute to midnight, my local time. I'll probably head to bed soon...
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I think we might have to start checking the length of Page's...
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Let's hope Simon has better luck in the future... I'm really looking forward to reading more chapters.
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Cool!!! (No pun intended?)
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It's funny in a way that, of the six people who have so far reacted to that comment, five reacted with the Laugh emoticon.... But the strange thing is that I was deadly serious about what I was saying.... Ah well. As my old grandpappy used to say: "There's nowt so queer as folk." 😜
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Okay, enough of this tomfoolery! Some nice light in the sky this evening. I'm taking TN out on a date for an hour or two. Catch yous all later! 👋
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*shrug* I give up. Life's to short to get worried about invisible virtual cheeses. I've got real cheeses in the fridge.
