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Marty

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  1. Hey Gary! How's things?
  2. Evening all! The following is just for Drew's eyes...
  3. That's cool, Gary. And that's one of the things I like about this place. People can vent their annoyance without actually actually blowing the head(s) off the cause of the annoyance. (Just imagine what real harm Drew might cause to the real world if he didn't have this place to detonate make believe thermo-nuclear bombs )
  4. I was half thinking that myself as well. But fresh cat shit might just be a bit too rich in nutrients. I'd just add the six lumps to my compost heap. They might actually speed up the composting process.
  5. You've just shown that you don't need a gun. All you needed was a few sticks to stick in the bare soil to stop the cats using it as a toilet. Same thing happened to me a few years back. I came up with the same answer, and the cat found somewhere else to bury its shit. Relax, Gary. The cats didn't do it to annoy you. They were just doing what comes naturally to them. Look upon it as a learning experience. You'll know what to do next time you plant up a planter.
  6. Nor for me. Sorry, Jay.
  7. Great chapter! Just one thing I'd like to request is that you don't now spend chapter after chapter tidying up other characters' lives, before getting to the epilogue. The story was from the first about the main protagonist (Greg) and his relationship with Nate. Perhaps I feel invested also in Kyle's future, largely because he was the catalyst to Greg getting through (over?) his blind spot, but also because his head didn't seem to be in the best of places the last time we met him. (Hope that didn't sound too much like an order.) You spin a great tale, Jason. I am in awe of your ability.
  8. Distressing reading... But at least it tied up what happened to Richard.
  9. Great thanks! And even better for seeing you! 😄
  10. Yea - notice I have edited my last post?
  11. Hey, young Albert! How's your wee self today?
  12. Hmmm... Not sure what Gary would say if I asked him to let me check out his arse.. (P.s. In Ireland "ass" is normally just used as another word for "donkey" - or you could call someone an ass if you thought they were incredibly stupid...)
  13. Hey yourself, Gary. (w00t! One more page to go! 👿)
  14. Dugh is welcome to him, along with his plaid...
  15. Methinks Drew's bark is probably much worse than his bite...
  16. Oh? So are you telling me Drew is insane?
  17. Glitter? A bit like fairy dust?
  18. All good here, thanks
  19. Hey, Gary! How's it hangin'?
  20. Well, young Albert. How's things?
  21. OMG!!! Does that mean he's going to nuke Ireland as well. Because I forgot his birthday????? Sorry, sorry, sorry, Drew! Please forgive me. After all Ireland is officially a nuclear free State. (irish-nuclear-free-zone) Please accept the following peace offering...
  22. Simply because my local butcher uses a hacksaw when he is cutting up something like a leg of lamb! Although he uses a full sized hacksaw, not a Junior one. But this discussion started, I think, with someone [Gary?] talking about using his pruner to dispose of his neighbours on his walks in the woods. A junior hacksaw might be more easily concealed on his person than a full sized one...
  23. Me too, thanks
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