Well the homemade chocolate buttercream is now between the two halves of the chocolate sponge, and the finished birthday cake is in its box ready to be delivered to my friend for his birthday tomorrow.
It looks absolutely delicious, if I say so myself. But I'm not going to post a picture of it on here, because you'd all just claim slices of it, and I would have nothing left for birthday boy. And there's no time to bake another one.
And no, Albert, there's not a trace of poison in it.