Tim Hobson

A very enjoyable tale, except probably for the poor sod bent over receiving the leprechaun's massive member. Puts me in mind of a similar situation that I experienced once in Canberra. Out drinking with pals from work, I found myself in the men's room, where instead of urinals, there was just a long metal trough. A guy came in and stood a couple of feet away. I tried to ignore him, but I realized he was looking openly at me. I took a quick look and was floored by the size of his shlong. Our eyes met, and I mumbled an apology. He laughed and said, "It's OK. There's many that's seen it." I answered, "Well, I hope they all enjoyed looking as much as I am." We both laughed and zipped up. Later that night, one of my pals introduced me to his brother... and you can guess the rest!

Hello, all. I write as Tim Hobson, and I've just joined GA and also started posting a story - the first in a trilogy. I'm new to everything here, and I'm afraid I ask too many questions of the support staff, probably because I'm a visual learner and find it hard to read all the FAQs (which I am forcing myself to do now). The trilogy is called Tales Along the Way. It's a tip of the hat to Chaucer's Canterbury Tales, in that three travelers on a long flight from Melbourne to New York share bawdy tales to while away the time. The first story is The Knight's Tale, about the son of an Earl who is also secretly working for MI6. It's received some encouraging comments, but no reviews yet. It will be followed by The Priest's Tale and The Squire's Tale. Full disclosure: I tried posting these stories on Smashwords and Amazon Vella, but got absolutely nowhere with it. I'm not interested in the money; I just hope people will read my stories and enjoy them, so I think GA is the perfect place to share them with as wide an audience as possible. Well, that's me. Hope to hear back from some of you. All the best, Tim