Joie J.

What does it say about me, now that I suddenly want Cottontail to write a good Xpressy article that creates a tectonic shift in The Sunny Hills? But at the moment, at least for now, I really can't root for either of these two idiots. Jamie needs to do more research on Cottontail's identity rather than trying to bring Xpress down 'cause if he keeps poking Cottontail like that, he may quickly turn into RazorTongue and chop off Jamie's smug ass. Cottontail on the other hand needs to learn a lesson; a good political journalist doesn't always have to be destructive. A constructive political article is much more welcomed Cottontail, you hot-headed idiot!

🤔 Jamie biting Cottontail's ass 🤭 Yes, yes, I know, I'm guilty! I'm a part of the....

Jamie and Cottontail's sexting makes me nostalgic! Gone my teen-days when I too asked for dick pics on grindr 😇 Now, a decade later, I think me asking for dicky-picy will be Conor-creepy 😓 With a heavy heart, moving on..... There it is, Cottontail's Xpressy heart! Oh, the nuclear warhead added articles he is about to write! He is going burn the Sunny Hill down if he is hurt too badly. Careful Jamie, Cottontail is @J.El's brother. Don't expect mercy.

Whole bed is mine! 🤩

I wasted my time!

Oh yeah! Which means I lost my own bet!! My ONE-BILLION!!!

“I waxed everywhere. It took me hours and an ocean of tears.” Black? 🤔 What was John's surname in CRP? But then, a political journalist may not be as enthusiastic about a musical band as Melinda is, right? Maybe Cottontail has a brother and a sister?! 🧐

Just my luck! 😑 Well Rusty is definitely with me and I said what I said just to tease him a bit. You see, Rusty and me, we do such things from time to time. Don't you worry @Doha, we are perfectly happy together. 😇

Oh yeah! I wonder what CottonRazorTailTongue will give his big brother as dirt on Jamie!!!

"All that was fine and dandy, but what if his search for another band didn’t work out? Would he end up with nothing?" - Ha, weakness alert! 🚨 Jamie is scared of letting go, of change. Cottontail needs to lick all his fear out. "he courageously grabbed another wax strip from the package." - Courageously my ass 😏 'cause... P.S.1. Guys; Jamie has nice nips!!! P.S.2. Thank God @J.El and @Doha is not here or I won't here the end of it! 😑

I'll be honest with you, I don't like this Arthur guy! If he really is that professional, why bring up his behind-the-door fantasies on the first meeting? Had he asked Jaime, directly, to stop his streaming show once things get bigger....I don't know but maybe then I would have tried to trust him a little. Instead, he asked Jamie to not get romantically involved with anyone. As @J.El is not here, I'll be sceptical commentator for this story....I think Arthur feels threatened by the Bunny, period.

Sorry 😓 You're welcome 🤗

Trust me, this one's different. It didn't go to the all dark and dingy path. Give it a try and you will know with in first 15 minutes that this one has a different tone. Have you seen Charlotte Wells' Aftersun or Celin Song's Past Lives? Sebastian has that similar sort of urban loneliness tone and texture that also ends with a happy note.

Sebastian (2024) Writer - Director: Mikko Mäkelä Premiered in Sundance 2024 World Cinema Dramatic Competition, Sebastian is a tender story about a young and passionate writer who embarks on a journey to write his first novel by living a double life as a sex worker to research on his material. A beautifully crafted film that explores exhilaration, hesitation and danger of a digital-age sex worker, brilliantly juxtaposed with a new writer's struggles. And I must mention the debutant actor Ruaridh Mollica, who played the lead Max / Sebastian is someone all cinema lovers should keep an eye out for. For those who have already decided to skip this one for it seems like another "sex worker" movie, you should know that they kept the tone of the film tender and the style has enough commercial touch to it that it can cater to a larger audience. Also, if it helps, the story doesn't end with a tragedy but a victory.

Hi and welcome J 👋, Yeah, they are from the story 'Chasing Rusty Parker'. And well, 'happily ever after' is the signature of this author. So if you don't like too much of lovey dovey stuff then read Box Shaped Heart (which is way more weirder than this story but mind you, effectively weirder...also hurts you very deeply if you are a slow reader) and Dating Rules And Pretty Fools (a story that goes extremely dark, and ofcourse, with an end-of-the-tunnel light).

Okay so bunny boy / the masked villain / cottontail is the Xpress...cool! I'm just guessing here but, at one point in the story, cottontail's pen will hurt Jamie real bad. Also I'm waiting for the time when we get inside cottontail's head and stay there for a longer duration.

Okay now, where to begin - other than the fact that I'm late to the party - oho, Jamie got rimmie 😋 That was really interesting! Didn't Jamie realise that themaskedvillain is not there in the chatbox? Also, what does the bunny boy really want? To get to know Jamie or to get freaky with Jamie?! I thought bunny boy wanted Jamie's story out of his mouth but he went straight for his, well, you know where the bunny went. 🤭

Okay now it's getting really interesting! Is John a member of some Murdoch or Reuters family from the world of gossip rags?! (Yes, I called him John; I'm still holding my bet.) All I know for now is that I will hate his brother with all my heart. 😇 Also John has a terrible insecurity about the way he looks....hmm! It will be very interesting if he really is conventionally "ugly" and still Jamie loves him more than anything else. Sometimes, a person is so sexy that all charming faces of the world don't even matter. For Jamie I'd say - let me clear my throat, ahmm ahmm - DITCH THE MICTH, DICTH THE MITCH, MITCH IS A B**CH, SO DITCH THE MITCH! And that record label dude - not sure - will talk about him when we get to know him a little better. For now, he is a smug son of a gun! Why show your business card to a musician, ask him to play and leave without a note?! That's such a 20th century a**hole move!!! By the way, how is @J.El's old lover, the campus eco-jesus, Connor? Wait....what if that eco-jesus is John's older brother?!

@Krista have you seen (or read) 'My Secret Agent Husband'? What's the buzz about?

Okay so basically, Jamie & Xpress/Rabbit boy/themaskedvillain are starting their journey from a worse footing than Rusty & Matty did. They are in for all the wrong reasons!

Hmm 🧐 Jamie has a lot of noise in his head! Good thing is that now he has themaskedvillain to guide him out. Although, TMV has to do a lot more to get Jamie to listen to him. At the moment, he is nothing more than a basic-troll!

Have suffered Bridgerton S3 and I totally agree with you on this. Even Wistledown's articles weren't that interesting! 😒 In fact, I was more interested in Benedict's storyline somehow. But that too ended up a little meh! 😑 The others I haven't watched but thanks for doing the dirty job for us. Now I can happily scratch out names from my watch list. 😇

Yeah, @J.El and @Doha both were after Jamie; in fact they still are. 🤭 This season, they have even rebranded themselves. They now call themselves the Drumsticks!! 😇

And we are back folks! Seriously! 😒 Your delusions haven't cured yet?

Beauty can be the fatal flaw if it doesn't come from within - this story deals with the grotesque horrors around the hollow, picturesque beauties. A darker and more adventurous journey, for those who are familiar with the author's previous works, and yet there is the signature magic ingredient - even in the darkest hour there's always a glimpse of light. I wish you a great journey ahead with the story.