First time I was in Denver on business, saw Rocky Mountain Oysters on the menu. Fortunately asked what they were. Not that I had any intention of ordering them anyway. Even oceanic oysters are gross. But Bison Balls? Hard pass.
Nice takes.
Very true.
Nowhere expected, I hope.
A teenaged circumcision may be called for.
Oops, I’m sorry, the doctor cut your dick in half rather than taking off just the tip. You will not need to pay for the procedure, Master Dixon.
Pete and Shelly had left the party about fifteen minutes earlier. They wanted some alone time. They didn't go far, though, sitting on the ground among some trees along the Middle School's parking lot. They were in the middle of a kiss when they heard a voice yell, "Hey, faggots."
They turned to look toward the school just as Sandy took off running after Michael. Pete started to stand up.
"No. Wait."
"They're gonna need help."
"Just wait."
Pete watched, very antsy, howeve
Um, gee thanks, sis. At least she didn’t throw him out. Troy, you’re addicted to Dylan. Too bad there isn’t a 12-step program for that. Elliott’s gonna find out and you’ll be Dylan’s sex slave forever. Grow some balls and ‘just say no.’
He was. It was his brother Lowell that committed the crime, then apparently disappeared with the loot. Twelve years in prison drove him insane.
But as a P.I. he could always turn down very dangerous jobs. Not so easy as an officer of the law.